Be Patriotic! Fly Naked!

[Whoa_Nelly]

The New Look for Air Travel


Disclaimer: Due to the exisiting Ashcroft Rule all female models for this product will have their offending body parts covered

Be Patriotic! Fly Naked! :patriot:

[ZombieNixon]

1. OK...but I get to choose my seatmate.

I don't want to get stuck with Fatty Two-Seats McSmellbaddington when he's naked. It's bad enough when he's got clothes on. x(

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Considering all airline seats and tables will now be made of clear acrylic

it's going to be worse than you imagine.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. SNaked on a Plane!

:hi: :P

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. ......

:rofl:

Good one!

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. sorry---dupe

[billyskank]

12. Well, that's not good enuff!

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. The New Blue in airline toilet seats

And all lavatory doors will be clear acrylic. It's the only way we can stop the terrorists!!!!!! :scared:

And here's where a flying terrorist was apprehended on a recent flight!

[billyskank]

7. And the aeroplanes themselves will be made of perspex

:D

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Like this?

That'll learn them Stoopid Terra'ists

[billyskank]

10. Right! Only bigger

and full of nekkid people. :D

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. That should increase the number of people taking business flights!

[seemunkee]

8. Ahem

http://www.naked-air.com/

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Well, well

No Terra'ists on that plane!

But I do see a bunch of boobies! :bounce:

[seemunkee]

13. They could be terrorists

but they aint hiding anything.

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Look! The New Rules airport pic! (People waiting to go through Security)

[BrokenBeyondRepair]

16. sounds fun ;-)

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. These are the real terrorists on planes!

Welcome to DU, BrokenBeyondRepair! :hi: