DUdes...the girly girls are having all the fun. What are you wearing?

[ForrestGump]

And I ask this while spitting and scratching myself, occasionally stopping to get a good whiff of my armpits and refusing to shave (my face).

I'm wearing blue silk boxers, with little white Chinese dragons cavorting all over them. That's it. My Zen loungewear. Nobody sees me like this, ever. I'm in my Fortress of Solitude.

I'd post a picture but, unlike NewWaveChick1981, it's anything but cold here and therein lies the problem...if it was cold, there'd be nothing (much) to see. :o

[Guava Jelly]

1. let me see I am really Sweaty and unshaven

I am wearing a black t shirt with the words "I see Dumb people" on it.
Jean shorts and tennis shoes.
Sexy hugh!

[ForrestGump]

3. Sweaty and unshaven is good!

Chicks dig it. I hope.

You are a styling hombre! :headbang:

[trof]

36. Unshaven but dry.

Nylon (or some un-natural material) elastic waist shorts.
"2000 Coastal Cleanup" T-shirt.
Glasses.

[billyskank]

2. In full

White Y-fronts, that got dyed dirty pale green when my new combat pants ran in the wash. (Hey, nobody's ever gonna see 'em).

Camel socks.

Burgundy tee-shirt.

Dark blue jeans.

Grey jumper.

Plaid slippers.

[ForrestGump]

7. That is quite the ensemble

I wish it was cool enough here, already, that I could wear that kind of get-up. I've recently found myself raiding eBay for all sorts of cool jackets (finally got a leather greatcoat and also a couple of traditional Chinese silk jackets and a cool vest) and I've still got months to go 'tilI can comfortably wear them. Not that, between riding my motorcycle requiring my Terminator-style leather gear and my job requiring Elvis jumpsuits, I ever get to wear 'normal' clothes of any kind.

You just told everyone about your Y-fronts, though, so now they know even though they haven't seen you...they'll be pointing at you in the street now and saying "yon chap over there...his grundies are Army green." :D

[billyskank]

12. I can't believe

you said 'grundies' :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

13. You prefer

'underdaks'? :D

[billyskank]

14. No, no, no, grundies is quite adequate

I just hadn't heard that word in years. I certainly never expected to hear it from an American. :D

[ForrestGump]

15. Ahhhhh....but I didn't

start out as an American. :D

I decided to become a Yanqui Imperialist back in the Good Old (Clinton) Days...not sure I'd have made the same decision once the Dark Side seized power (but, then again, maybe so -- they deserve all the thorns in their collective side that we can muster).

Plates of meat. Dustbin lids. Gordon Bennett. Ullo John, got a new motor? And so on... :D

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Are the camel socks for your camel toe?

OMG!


I can't believe I just said that!!!


Spank me, billy!


:spank:



PS - A "jumper" there is a "sweater" here, right?

[ZombieNixon]

4. Jeans, white T-shirt, plaid short-sleeved overshirt (unbuttoned)

Black socks. Basically what I always wear.

Oh yeah, uncombed hair, and about a day's worth of beard scruff. :D

[ForrestGump]

9. A comb? What's that?

Of course, in about four or five hours from now I'll be putting on my mascara, blowdrying, brushing, and hairspraying my hair just so, and making sure my jumpsuit and cape, scarf, gold pendants, and gold rings are all in place and looking good. :D

I'm like a superhero, or maybe Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, in going from unkempt to a fair bit more kempt when I need to get the job done...

[ZombieNixon]

17. I'm done out in the world for today.

I intend to spend the rest of the day seductively unkempt in my boudoir. :D

[seemunkee]

5. Jeans, checkered Vans, tshirt

Can't wait to go home and put on something casual

[idgiehkt]

6. checkered vans??

There's a blast from the past, lol. The good old days.

[ForrestGump]

10. I hate that formal wear, too

Checkered vans. Are they kinda like a checkered taxi, but bigger?

[idgiehkt]

18. the coolest kicks circa mid-eighties

they must be back in style or something....

[seemunkee]

26. They match my car

I got a checkerboard roof

[flvegan]

29. Nah...never went out of style.

Vegan, too...as I recall. I love my Vans Rowleys.

[idgiehkt]

32. I wondered

when I put it in google there were tons of them. They even had pink.

[ohiosmith]

8. :

[ForrestGump]

11. Darn it!

I said I wasn't gonna post no picture! :grr:

[WilliamPitt]

16. Not a damned thing

[ForrestGump]

20. Temptor

Or whatever a male version of a temptress is (I mean, apart from me in my seductively blue and dragon-bearing boxers).

Fair warning: you can expect calls for photographs shoudl certain DU wiymynfolk stumble across this thread...

[billyskank]

19. See, now if taverner had started this thread

it would be full of girls. :)

[ForrestGump]

21. Girls? Who needs 'em?

I mean, apart from us. :P

[billyskank]

22. Right on!

Um... :think:

[miss_american_pie]

23. taverner gives us what we want

you volunteering to post a pic? :P

[billyskank]

24. ...

Meh, I got nothin'.

[miss_american_pie]

25. Oh Baby!

:swoon:

[ThomCat]

37. Ooph! So how hot do you look in a doti

instead of those pants?

Come one cutie, take 'em off. :P

[lizziegrace]

39. Billy!

You handsome devil. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

28. Not much.

I've got my flip flops on, and a pair of shorts.

Oh, a little suntan lotion, as I was outside earlier after having gone to the gym. Today was chest day.

[LeftyMom]

35. I know you just do this to tease me

Now where the hell are my new pics? :P

[ThomCat]

40. What she said! Where our our new pics?

:P

[RetroLounge]

30. I am wearing the following:

Black Tshirt, Blue Gap Jeans, Checkered Vans (Yes, me too!) and blue boxers with little nurses on them saying "lovesick"...

and a hat.

RL

[kwassa]

31. A sundress

Women can't have all the fun.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. A sock and a baseball cap

That sock's full, too. :headbang:









It's rubber, and I have bladder control issues.

[xchrom]

34. thread killer!

[flvegan]

42. Which foot is it on?

Sorry...had to.

[BreweryYardRat]

38. At the moment? Nothing.

Grey T-shirt and blue jeans in a minute.

[ThomCat]

41. I'm at work. :(

So I'm wearing chocolate brown slacks and a forest green polo shirt, and black shoes and socks.