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They were on two episodes from 1985...one of my favorite SNL skits ever. Here's some of it people have pieced together, I can't find a full transcript anywhere:
I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap When I deliver my white rap
I got my money the old fashioned way My granddaddy dropped dead one day
I’m rich, hot damn I never had to go to Vietnam
Got a BMW and MBA Vote GOP on Election Day
On Sundays for an extra thrill We fire up the Weber grill Invite some white guys and their wives We drink to within an inch of our lives Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s Where we wind up in each other’s beds I wake up, Ruth’s next to me I’m so glad I had a vasectomy
But that’s all right, we won’t fight It’s just not done when your extremely white
we're extremely white- that's right- we walk with our buttocks extremely tight
The Wife says:
Drop him off at the railway station Grip my teeth in sheer frustration
Then it off to the tennis club For a tennis match and body rub
We all go shopping. I buy a dress Put it on the white guy’s American Express
"I'm liberated. I belong to NOW. But I voted for Reagan anyhow
Vodka, Gin and Sweet Vermouth Lots of bran to keep our bowels loose...
that's all I can find, it's a classic.
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