Best Lifetime movie quote EVER!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

"She's not much of a talker, but she could cook a horse's dick and make it taste like filet mignon."

Okay, she repeated it. She said "neck" and not "dick," but I prefer to hear "dick" because It's way funnier.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Ewwwww....

:puke::rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Wow, you really revived this forgotten thread.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Sometimes they just need a little love

:rofl:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

2. Now if she could SUCK a horses. . .

. . . . .neck, and have it taste like fillet mignon, it would be more impressive.

[flvegan]

3. I'd rather have someone who was "a talker"

I can cook. Good for her, though. I, uh, guess.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yeah, I'm not into horse's dicks or filet mignon.

[flvegan]

6. I know. And what you are into...

dammit. Oh, well. Admiration from afar (at least a Restraining Order's distance, anyway).

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. my favorite made for TV movie line ever is...

from that horrible train wreck "Martha, Inc.: The Story of Martha Stewart" starring Cybill Shepard. It goes as followed "Hey, slut! I'm writing your mother a letter telling her you're a whore". My friends and I had a viewing party for it because we knew gems like that would come into our lives and it did not disappoint!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. I'm a sucker for Lifetime movies.

It's sad, really.

[bridgit]

8. oh sure, these mods are on the ball; you can post "horse's dick"...

and not have it locked as a sex thread...i post the medical term 'penis' and poof! goes the weasel :thumbsup: :rofl:

[reformedrepub]

10. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went

to the Mexico, and this chick and this donkey......WOW

[bridgit]

11. there'ya go...

:headbang:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I've said worse things on here than "horse's dick"

without it being locked.

:shrug:

[bridgit]

13. the shit fire du lounge mods kiss my ass the hell you say...

you'da man :rofl: