Is anyone here a member of the Trilateral Commission?

[anarch]

Just curious. How about the Bilderberg Group? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. No. But, I am a member of the ruling triumverate.

[underpants]

I'm not supposed to talk about it

Oh crap that might have given it away

:spank: oh boy they are gonna be really mad about this lemme tellya

[ohiosmith]

2. Yes. Yes I am, and we've had an eye on you for quite some time now.

[texanwitch]

3. I am.

We really do run the world.

[LeftyMom]

4. No, I'm working with the alien conspiracy to create a human-alien hybrid.

They have much better health benefits, if you don't mind the rectal probing.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. Through a delicious hostile takeover, us Stonecutters now control...

The Trilateral Commission and the Bilderberg Group. We're going to spin-off one of them to raise dough to buy more beer.

Stonecutters' Drinking Song

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!