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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 12:17 PM
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If I were president...
I would push for a constitutional amendment forbidding the government from interfering in anyone's right to sexual pleasure. We'll call it the Second Amendment. The current Second Amendment would be moved to become Amendment 2A so that both amendments regarding guns and shooting off can be together.

Vote for me...? :7
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 12:19 PM
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1. Could we ram another one in there
forbidding the government from proscribing anybody's right to get wasted by any means they like? ;)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 12:21 PM
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2. Maybe.
But sex comes first. Would you move here then or would you want us to annex Britain...or maybe just your house. We'll grant dual citizenship. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 12:24 PM
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4. No I'm okay thanks, Britain isn't so bad
The drugs aren't legal but the cops are pretty lenient about grass (you'll probably get off with a caution), and nobody much cares about how people fuck (the Christian fundies don't have much presence here).
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 12:24 PM
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3. Is this a sex thread?
;-)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 12:25 PM
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5. That's for me to know and the mods to find out.
:D
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