if my woman cheat on me, i will crush her

[datasuspect]

i like sex, high five!

[zanne]

1. WTF?

[Ryano42]

2. Borat!!!

He is de MAN! (HIGH FIVE)!

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. In my country, there is problem....

[datasuspect]

6. and that problem is transport

because kazakhstan is big.

[ceile]

4. What a great way to start the day!

I needed that!!!
:rofl:

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

5. You like to make a sex crime?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgM0e4IbUt8

[datasuspect]

7. my, how you say, my hrum, it is full

do you like me? i like you! it is nice!

[Dukkha]

8. I kiss you!

She can stay my home
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahir_Cagri

[datasuspect]

9. i have car, like to play musical enstrumans

i like!

[billyskank]

10. My wife she is dead. She died in a field. It was an accident.

But it is okay, I have new wife.

[datasuspect]

11. my sister, she is prostitute

she very good, i know!

[dolo amber]

20. She win best sex in mouth in all Kazakhstan

3 years in a row!

[bicentennial_baby]

12. My sister, she is prostitute...

She very good...She come live with you, yes?


*HIGH FIVE!!!*

[kwassa]

13. I want to have romance inside of her

[datasuspect]

18. but hand relief is okay

[bicentennial_baby]

14. He will crush you....like Stalin!

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

17. eh, how you say, when you squeeze a dirt from your ahnoos

do i go like this?

[RedStateShame]

15. My pal and I are gearing up for the Borat movie.

Oh, dear sweet mercy, that movie will be hi-larious!!!

[datasuspect]

16. sexy time!

i make a shit

[In_The_Wind]

19. you have a woman?

why would she cheat on you?

[datasuspect]

22. no woman for me, i am too broke and have no prospects

so i save myself the humiliation and embarassment and don't even TRY to go there anymore.

but i was joking on the whole borat thing.

it was a line of dialogue he said in a teevee show.


and btw, hello!

long time, no see.

[In_The_Wind]

27. thanks for the explanation

I don't watch TV all that much.

I have been missing because I've been traveling A WHOLE LOT. :hi:

[dolo amber]

21. Gah!

:rofl:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

23. If you do not vote for him, he will *take* power

[progmom]

25. there you are!

/stalk

[Anarcho-Socialist]

29. Hey!

:hug: :hi:

How are you and MisU?

[musette_sf]

24. time for a Sexy Time Explosion! n/t

[Guy Fawkes]

26. Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious...

Nation of Kazakhstan!!

[datasuspect]

28. i make many reportings of U S and A

i am sixth most famous person in kazakhstan!

[Writer]

30. Isn't he the actor who plays the French racecar driver in...

Talladega Nights?

[datasuspect]

31. yes

sacha baron cohen.