The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation...

[bridgit]

"I was worried about all those goats that kept congregating outside my house at the new moon. Thanks to the CGTF, I've learned how to construct an effective Goat Repellent System for home defense" -- Fred R., Salinas, CA


http://www.goat-trauma.org

[idgiehkt]

1. Goat POSSESSIONS??

This can't be real, it just can't be...
http://www.goat-trauma.org/news/possessed.shtml

This week, we received an email that we find rather disturbing. It brings forth the possibility that goats are now possessing the bodies of other animals and using them in their efforts to attack and traumatize humans. J.E. of Florida sent us the following message and pictures. Thankfully, he has found a way to handle the animal in question. If you have encountered similarly possessed creatures, please notify us so that we may attempt to study and track them.


"To Whom It May Concern,

Much like our cat who we believe to be a dog trapped in a cat's body, we believe our dog, Cracker Too, to be a goat trapped in a dog's body. All of the warning signs are there. Often times, he will allow us to scratch his ears so he can attempt to eat our fingers off. Whenever my fiancée or myself arrive home from work we spend 15 minutes dodging him as he performs various Tony Hawk moves off of the furniture in an attempt to kill us. The realization of his goatness came when we witnessed with our own eyes, Cracker savagely devouring an Auburn University baseball hat, a tennis ball, wads of string from towels and the Incredible Hulk. Nothing is sacred."

and there are pictures of their possessed pets...I'm either a huge sucker this is the fuckeduppest thing I've ever seen.

[bridgit]

2. it has to be a form of pure Dada, it just has to be...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Never had any goat trauma as a child.

I had nun trauma (most vicious creature of them all) and some slight horse trauma (got bit). I saw my mom get charged by a Texas longhorn, but that was amusing from my viewpoint.

Nope, the goats I've met have all been pretty nice.

[bridgit]

4. me neither, even after having been raised in 'the church' no nun...

attacks came close though; sent that link to a friend of ours his mom raises 'show goats' if you can imagine :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. There's a big llama farm by me.

The town actually put up an official llama crossing sign, which amuses me greatly everytime I drive past. They must have about 100 llamas and yes, I was actually held up once due to a "llama crossing." I didn't mind it though, because traffic caused by llamas is pretty damn funny.

[bridgit]

6. that i can believe, gentlemen ranchers just love llamas for some reason...

again :shrug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

7. I had goat trauma as a kid.

harhar. That was a witty pun if I ever saw one.

[bridgit]

8. there'ya see...

very serious matters :rofl:

[bridgit]

9. goat kick...

:kick: