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A mother was working in her kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop, then heard her son saying,
"All of you sons of bitches that want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop, dammit! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your dumb asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks!!!"
The horrified mother ran into the living room and told her son sternly, "We don't use that kind of language in this house! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS!! And when you come out, you may play with your train set...but I want you to use nice language. Do you hear me little man!" disgruntled and grumbling, he went to his room...
Two hours later, her son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train set. Soon, again, the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers; please remember your things, and personal effects. Thank you, and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again sometime soon." She heard her little darling continue, "For those of you just boarding, please remember, there is no smoking in the train as 2nd hand smoke has been deemed harmful to the peace and well being of others. We hope as well you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen"
:wow: :rofl:
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