I want to find an island

[lizziegrace]

and a cabana boy who speaks no english. It's been 10 years since I had a real vacation that didn't involve mediating and refereeing family...

[RetroLounge]

1. I No Speek Eeeenglish...

Can I get you a towel?



:hi:

RL

[lizziegrace]

3. Towel?

no thanks...

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

45. Sometimes DRIPPING is not a bad thing

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. Mmm k

So can I throw a party here?

[RetroLounge]

4. Do you need a towel too?

:evilgrin:

RL

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. No...

I'm throwing the party here, remember? :D

[RetroLounge]

12. Me Sorry, no speeky eeenglish...

:shrug:

RL

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. ...

:rofl: :D

[RetroLounge]

15. Towel? Tequila? Suntan Lotion?

:D

RL

[LadyoftheRabbits]

17. All three!

:bounce: :party:

[lizziegrace]

21. hey!

you're having a wild party at home...

[lizziegrace]

39. I need some lotion

right there...

[lizziegrace]

5. No wild parties while I'm gone

:(

[ZombieNixon]

9. How wild is too wild?

:shrug: :D

[ZombieNixon]

10. Ooh! Can I come?

Pleeeze? :7

[LadyoftheRabbits]

11. But of course!

:D

[ZombieNixon]

14. Do I need to bring a towel?

Or...other stuff? :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

16. Hmmm....

Not unless we get out the hose out back :D

[ZombieNixon]

18. Well, that could be fun.

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[LadyoftheRabbits]

20. Indeed...

O8) We could set the woodpile on fire, too! Primival dancing round the flames!

[ZombieNixon]

22. Shh...you're mom's watching.

How can we say this euphemistically so as not to give the game away? :shrug: :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

24. Hahaha...

Lessee... "Ex-president has entered the corncrib! Repeat, ex-president has entered the corncrib."

Or something like that :D

[ZombieNixon]

28. The eagle flies at midnight!

I repeat: the eagle flies at midnight!! :o

[LadyoftheRabbits]

30. Jackrabbit's in the breadhouse...

pecking down dough! I repeat: jackrabbit's in the breadhouse, pecking down dough!

OK... I have no idea what that could possibly mean.

[ZombieNixon]

32. Yeah, let's just set the woods on fire and then go tip cows.

:evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

33. Sounds like a plan!

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

34. OK, where to?

There's a pasture across the road from my house, but I don't there are cows there during the summer. :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

35. Well...

I have the cows and the pasture. And the wood pile. But here's the question: can you actually *tip* cows? Or is that an urban legend?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

37. Well...

I have the cows and the pasture. And the wood pile. But here's the question: can you actually *tip* cows? Or is that an urban legend?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

38. Well...

I have the cows and the pasture. And the wood pile. But here's the question: can you actually *tip* cows? Or is that an urban legend?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

40. Well...

I have the cows and the pasture. And the wood pile. But here's the question: can you actually *tip* cows? Or is that an urban legend?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

41. Well...

I have the cows and the pasture. And the wood pile. But here's the question: can you actually *tip* cows? Or is that an urban legend?

[ZombieNixon]

43. I don't know.

And check your PMs.

[asthmaticeog]

6. OK, at first I read that as "reefering family."

I don't even smoke the stuff, why did I go there so quickly? :tinfoilhat:

[lizziegrace]

7. Reefering would have been so much more fun! n/t

[WCGreen]

19. How bout a cabana man who knows how to touch the womens...

[lizziegrace]

25. Oh my...

:blush:

[jobycom]

23. Austin is an island in the sea of Texas

And we have plenty of (Taco) Cabanas, with people who speak no English.

No beach, though. Just Barton Springs.

[lizziegrace]

26. That might do just fine...

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

44. And

There's an Oasis


And Mount Bonnell

And Sixth Street

And Zilker Park

And graffiti

And some bats

[crim son]

27. I'll take that towel, please. And

your bathing trunks. :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

29. works for me, though not an island per se, i'm shooting for: Belize...

http://www.belize.com

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. 'I speeek Eeenglish verrrry gooood

I leaaaarn it from a booooook."

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/25/icon_cover2_nov26,0.jpg

[lizziegrace]

36. There will be a test...

and it involves no speaking at all. :evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

42. kidding? n/t

[GalleryGod]

46. Bitter End Yacht Club, BVI

Ask for Gerald.

[GirlinContempt]

47. Ilhabela, Brasil.

[hfojvt]

48. "Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree

just like the one in our backyard....

Shannon it's gonna hurt..."