Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions 3!

[Philosoraptor]

Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

What is your name?


What is your quest?


What is the capital of Assyria?

[uppityperson]

1. uppityperson, to pass, "A"

am I dead yet?

[Philosoraptor]

2. you may pass

[Merrick]

3. Um...

My name is Chip, and I was just out for a jog actually and was kinda wanting to get over this bridge of... death did you say? To check out the view from those bluffs up there. Anyhoo, as for the capital of whatchamacallit, I don't know. Is it Houston?

[Philosoraptor]

4. you too may pass

[sarge43]

5. Ave Cercerbus

Nilus the Unworthy

Once it was to find truth, beauty, wisdom, love, but now, I'll just settle for a vegetable peeler that really works.

It used to be Nineveh, but it was moved to Gary Indiana.

[Philosoraptor]

6. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

actually there are four, four questions, answer number four and ye shall pass, answer poorly and into the eternal bottomless pit of burning toad vomit.

[sarge43]

7. As you didn't specify specie, O Fearsome One,

the European Swallow can haul A at 10 meters per second. The ones who live around here do even better when they do strafing runs whenever I'm too near their nests.

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow - proof, if any more were needed, that some people spend way too much time on the net.