OK, you're in HELL, But you get a choice of HELLmate. Who do you choose?

[undeterred]

[Ioo]

1. Given that I like to "be" with men, I pick Ann

[Swamp Rat]

2. If I get to be the tormentor...

:D

[Fleshdancer]

3. I chose Lieberman

Unlike the others, at least I know I won't disagree with him on every subject.

[laura888]

4. I chose OJ

Because I'd rather hear about one death rather than thousands.

[Ian David]

13. O.J. Simpson is responsible for all the wars in the world...

Mel Gibson blames it all on "The Juice."

[blondeatlast]

28. LOL!

:rofl:

[undeterred]

22. two deaths

Ron Goldman was murdered too.

[uppityperson]

5. Reagan, could distract him by asking about actor roles.

[undeterred]

6. I chose Cheney just in case he really does control the world.

I would take it back, and do good things. O8)

[Richard Steele]

12. I chose him because I assume he has the nicest house in the place.

And it would be useful to have a roomie that Satan idolizes, not?

[undeterred]

14. I guess that means we'll be together.

:)

[mcscajun]

7. No vote...but you sure do know how to build a HELL!

:wow: :hide: :yoiks:

[AnOhioan]

8. I AM going to hell for my choice n/t

[CrushTheDLC]

9. Gotta go with Cruella in this case

As she's the only woman on the list. Ugly as sin, inside and out, of course. But this is Hell we're talking about, so my chances of getting Angie Everhart as a cellmate probably aren't that good :evilfrown:

[longship]

10. Easy. If I'm there. Big Dawg is gonna be there, too.

I choose Big Dawg. He'll know all the action.
:-)

[yellowdogintexas]

34. good Idea, I am going to pick other . nt

[cool user name]

11. Ann Coulter ...

If I have to hear her and look at her, I might as well get laid in the process - as disgusting as that might be but hey, you did say it was hell right?

[Ian David]

16. How evil do you have to be to get stuck with Ann Coulter?

I haven't exactly been an angel, but I suspect I won't get stuck with much worse than KKKatie Couric.

But you know Pat Robertson is gonna be banging Phyllis Schafly.

[blondeatlast]

29. Eeeeeeuuw.

I could have lived happily ever after without a moment's thought to that scenario, but noooooo...

[rucky]

15. Hunter S. Thompson n/t

[readmoreoften]

18. Hunter S. Thomspon, indeed.

Pick me, Hunter!

We'll eat our way through all the atavistic swine and crawl back up the earth.

[stop the bleeding]

17. for fucksakes that is hell,

my votes are Condi Lice ye ole stink eye

or Senator "Grim Reaper" Roberts

[dannofoot]

19. Can't I draw Pete Rose?

Maybe Mike Tyson? Hell, even Ty Cobb is preferable to the people in the poll. At least we'd have sports to endlessly debate about.

[Dangerously Amused]

20. OJ: Huh? Oh, I'm just... um, looking for Nicole's killer.

:eyes:

[crim son]

21. mjc; my act of singular selfishness.

We're both already in hell but separate flaming caverns. Why not burn in sight of one another?

[Monk06]

23. Coulter playing the last scene from "Behind the Green Door" ... Forever!!!

[wickerwoman]

24. Hallelujah! I think you just scared me straight!

Those are some nasty, nasty options.

[Broken_Hero]

25. The Dice Man!

Of course...:)

[undeterred]

27. yuck

[NMMNG]

26. Gee whiz, that really would be hell

How about I just bang my head against a wall until I pass out? :banghead: Or won't that work down there?

[wildhorses]

30. I think I would just as soon be with Beelzebub himself

better to be with the devil I know than a devil I don't know:evilgrin:

[evirus]

31. the guy who wrote "the end of reason"

aithiests have to stick together ya know?

[TommyO]

32. Ben Browder, and he's gay!

[Joe Fields]

33. I choose Hunter Thompson. Never a dull moment!

[LynneSin]

35. can I vote Rush Limbaugh and he has an endless supply of Oxycontin

I mean I wouldn't touch that stuff in real-life but hell, it's hell and I'm stuck in enternity with Rush Limbaugh. Might as well get loaded to the gills in hillbiilly herion

[undeterred]

36. Ugh, eternity with Rush

Even being high, that would be awful.

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. Andrew Dice Clay.

:hi: Some of his stuff is actually funny. I'd make him put the cigarette out, though, or I'd have to blow his head off. :rofl:

[undeterred]

38. Yeah, but he really hates women

That being said, I'd rather listen to 15 minutes of Andrew Dice Clay than 1 minute of Dennis Miller, who hates everybody.