Teeth: prime argument against intelligent design.

[ZombieNixon]

If people really were built from the blueprints of a giant invisible man in the sky, teeth wouldn't need to be constantly repaired and their warranties wouldn't run out before the warranty on the rest of the body.

Either that or "God" outsourced the contract on tooth production. Probably to a sweatshop in China. Say, why can't you buy teeth at Wal-Mart? They're about on par with the rest of Wal-Mart quality. :shrug:

:crazy:

[Dangerously Amused]

1. Hey, hey. C'mon now. Don't be ripping on Walmart quality.

Did you know they just came out with their own line of fine Walmart Clothing?

[ZombieNixon]

2. AAAHH!! AAAHH!! MY EYES!!

Hope to high heaven he doesn't roll that thing back! x(

:spank:

[Dangerously Amused]

5. "Roll back" LOL!

:rofl:

[Elidor]

3. And why did God put the sewer next to the amusement park?

Not very smart.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Proof that (s)he/it is a civil engineer.

x( :7

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. *dies laughing*

So true... :rofl:

[Kali]

4. BACKS!!! Knees a close second (my teeeth are good so...)

[Mutley]

6. And why the appendix?

Seriously? What was "God" thinking with that one?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

12. Well, where else are we supposed to develop deadly acute peritonitis?

x(

[Mutley]

15. How 'bout the pancreas?

:D

[ZombieNixon]

17. Well, I guess we do actually need that.

What with insulin and all. :shrug:

[Mutley]

22. Nah, take it out.

Take a kidney or two while you're at it.

:7

[Dangerously Amused]

19. And boobs! I mean cripes!

Couldn't they like, rotate to our backs when not in use so they wouldn't get in the way all the time? Or, geez, I don't know... like, make them removable or something?


:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

But but but...!

x(

[Mutley]

24. Detachable boobs!

You have all the brilliant ideas, DA. :P

[sarge43]

9. Yup

Even when you take of care of them - brush, floss, semi-annual cleanings, etc - the damn things still literally go to pieces on you. I was munching on some chocolate this evening and zing goes a filling. So, tomorrow, Doc Feel Good and his Big Ole Needle of Novocain - o joy.:banghead:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

10. So I take it...

went badly? Or just frustratingly? :(

[ZombieNixon]

11. No, actually, it went fine.

It's just that when you're lying there with your mouth propped open with a couple people drilling inside it, strange thoughts come to mind...must be all the blood rushing to the brain or something. :D

:hi:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. Ahh!

Sounds wretched, but then again I've been there too. :D :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

16. What sucks is when all the spit pools at the back of your mouth,

but you can't swallow because your tongue would get in the way of the drill, which would be bad. :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

18. Good LORD...

:rofl: That's horrible but oddly hysterical.

[ZombieNixon]

20. That was another strange thought I had.

I found it funny, but if you laugh, then your tongue gets in the way of the drill too, so you can't, which adds to the "is it over yet?" factor. :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

23. Ohhh, Zombie...

:rofl: :D

[ZombieNixon]

26. It's still kind of sore where they put the needle in.

I couldn't talk for a while afterward, which was a little irritating. I like to talk. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

28. :(

Yeah, the needles kill me. The other stuff I couldn't care any less about. But talk away here! :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

29. Oh, I can talk fine now.

There's a little twinge if I poke around up there with my tongue, but nothing else.

I don't even really care about the needle. My dentist's good about it and you can barely feel anything even though there's a gigantic spike in your gum for a minute or so,

And talk away I shall! :D :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Don't talk about teeth today...says I as I down my second Vicodin ES

in 6 hours to combat the fact that I can't unhinge my jaw due to previously worked upon, infected tooth. :(

[ZombieNixon]

21. Eww...

:( :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. Thanks!

:hug: Somehow I feel much better now... :)

[ZombieNixon]

36. Glad I could help.

:)

[jobycom]

25. Brains!

Why did She make so many defective ones, then give us the urge for democracy?

[ZombieNixon]

27. That sounds like defective production to me.

She shouldn't have outsourced the workload, I'm telling ya! x(

[jobycom]

31. I think she's got too many model numbers

Most of DU has the later models, after the kinks were worked out. Free Republic was originally a recall site for older, defective brains, but so many of them refused the upgrade that She abandoned the site, and all Hell took over.

Kind of makes you ask the question, though. If they invented a pill to cure conservatism, would conservatives want to take it, or do they have the mental capacity to understand they are sick?

[jobycom]

33. I think she's got too many model numbers

Most of DU has the later models, after the kinks were worked out. Free Republic was originally a recall site for older, defective brains, but so many of them refused the upgrade that She abandoned the site, and all Hell took over.

Kind of makes you ask the question, though. If they invented a pill to cure conservatism, would conservatives want to take it, or do they have the mental capacity to understand they are sick?

[sarge43]

30. As long as we're doing gross-out

1. A Big Ole Needle in the roof of the mouth - that's a moment not easily forgotten.

2. The drill bit hitting the tooth pulp and the smell of burning flesh.

:puke:

[ZombieNixon]

32. O.O

Never experienced the second one. :o

[sarge43]

34. Trust me

You haven't missed a thing.

[crim son]

37. Death by childbirth.

What a screwed up notion. Unless god wanted to make it very clear that women are disposable.

[ZombieNixon]

38. Eww...

I don't even want to think that. :(

[bridgit]

39. the nerves inside them = excellent design FLAW i must say...

x(

[sarge43]

41. Yeah, why are there nerves inside teeth? n/t

[bridgit]

42. don't know, friend, quoting here the bard himself, "For there was never...

"...yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently." - Shakespeare x(

[sarge43]

43. Or to quote another great thinker,

"It's a mystery." George Carlin

[bridgit]

44. ha, my fav cranky phunny guy...

:thumbsup:

[sarge43]

45. George rules.

"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

[bridgit]

46. "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..."

:rofl:

[bridgit]

47. level 2 dupe...

:rofl:

[tuvor]

40. Golly!

What happens when teeth meet banana?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4