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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:39 PM
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Hey gals- looking for a date? Well have I got the hot spot for you....
Last week my best friend's Mom passed away. I was invited over to the house for drinks and to help go through photo albums. My friend asked if I could stop by the dreaded Wal*Mart, to obtain a few wine coolers for her, as I had to run in and get toilet paper. As I was checking out with my tp and 3/2 Bartles and James, I hear an unsolicited male voice announce, "I'm gonna be doing some of that on Thursday. I sure wish I could tonight, but I gotta work tomorrow." I painfully turned my gaze to the unkempt, scrawny, overall-clad lad, and replied, "Yeah, two more days, huh? I know how that goes. Hang in there," in Minnesota-nice tones. Apparently this reflected an exceeding interest on my part:crazy: and the guy replied, "Hey, you wanna meet me here Thursday night? I'll buy." He was totally serious.

Yes. My wedding ring-wearing self wants to meet you for a date at WAL-MART, wherein we will pick up and consume 3/2 wine coolers, and see where the night takes us.:rofl:

Poor guy. He must've been lonely. I was a bit surprised, got confused, then flustered, started laughing (I feel really bad about that- I didn't mean to make fun of him) and I pretty much ran away with my bag of stuff.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:52 PM
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1. I never would have figured you for the Wal-Mart Queen type!
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:57 PM
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3. Oh, don't EVEN say that!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:52 PM
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2. Oh my....
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:57 PM
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4. Yeah. Wierdness.
I still feel bad that I might have hurt that guy's feelings...
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:58 PM
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5. Man, I've been going to all the wrong places!
:7

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