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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:22 PM
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Funny joke I get from a friend
In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call of nature.
He went to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most
unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the "tip."

The pain was unbearable, but he knew a piece of good advice.
He went to the farmers house and put his penis in buttermilk.
At that moment the farmers daughter came in.
With her face red, she stood perfectly still looking at him.

"Have you never seen one of these before?" the farmhand asked.

To which the girl replied, "Yes, but this is the first time I see one being reloaded!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:23 PM
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1. .
Edited on Mon Aug-07-06 11:23 PM by sakabatou
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:25 PM
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2. heheh n/t
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