What is the nature of time?

[Jara sang]

Does the present moment exist? Can a moment in time be captured? Utilized? Exploited? We are at the mercy of forces that are beyond our comprehension. Pass me that Klein bottle, I need a drink.

[jpgray]

1. Having stapled together a few moebius strips

I can say the whole business about it only having one face is a lot of bullshit. It's a regular Janus!

[Richard Steele]

2. Time is an ILLUSION created by the mind...

...to compensate for its inability to understand
everything all at once.

[rug]

3. An urge to urinate during a traffic jam.

[Fox Mulder]

4. I think I need a drink too.

[Crabby Appleton]

5. time is

nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

[Zomby Woof]

6. A way of measuring motion through space

[ThomCat]

7. One thing I learned while studying religion and theology

is that there is no point in asking unanswerable questions. It's best to live your life in a way that makes the question irrelevant so you don't need to worry about it.

We have a hard enough time answering the questions that are within our grasp. :)

[Fox Mulder]

8. If a tree fell in the woods and nobody was around...

would anyone give a shit?

:P

[ThomCat]

9. Exactly!

You are a wise man. :)