Summarize yourself in one sentence - then let us guess who you are!

[Dangerously Amused]

I'll start:


I'm a proud DU Lounge Naughty Girl, billyskank once drew me, and I'm Queen of the Lame Copycat Threads.


Who am I?



:7

[atomic-fly]

1. are you...

Dangerously Amused?

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Oh WOW! You are good!

You must be part psychic or something.



Good job!


:applause:



C'mon now, your turn...

[RedStateShame]

3. I'm not RedStateShame.

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Well, that narrows it down.

Gotta be RedStateShame's evil twin, then. Or perhaps RedStateShame is the evil one.... hmmm


:think:

[atomic-fly]

4. who am I

I was on the wall of the reactor, now I look like a glowing red reflector.

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Um... um...

....Nuclear neon cherry mirror?


No?



Let's see now... um...


Wow, this is hard. I'll have to ruminate over some coffee here and get back to you.

[billyskank]

5. I'm a nerdy geek

I flirt on DU and whore for replies all the time.

[jpgray]

12. You described half the Lounge

[AirmensMom]

26. Um ... let me think ... OK, I got it!

billyskank? :shrug: Is that right?

:rofl:



:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[fudge stripe cookays]

6. I go well....

with a glass of ice cold milk....

and I'm a walking compendium of useless trivia! :D

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Hmmmm, boy....

This is tough. I was going to say fudge stripe cookays, but her trivia compendium is not useless, so... hmmm....


...gonna hafta keep working on this one!


:hi:

[fudge stripe cookays]

60. he he

:D

[ZombieNixon]

7. I'm an attention whore,

a shameless flirt (sometimes...with some people), and I know cool sounding yet nerdy and fairly useless bullshit about languages and computer programming (well, OK, the programming stuff is really quite useful).

Oh, wait, one sentence...that was three. x( Edited.

[Dangerously Amused]

31. I gotta say ZombieNixon.

The "shameless flirt" part gave it away.



:7



:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

35. Shameless yet selective.

:7

[reyd reid reed]

8. I'm flighty, frequently bored, and a rabble rouser.

Come to think of it, I'll try to rouse just about anything, given half a chance...who am I?



C'mon...you'll Never guess...

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

33. Wait! OMG!

You're... me!



:crazy:

[reyd reid reed]

52. dingdingdingding...

And now you're/I'm/we're off to see what you/I/we can rouse...it IS Monday, after all.

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

9. stampeding is what I do best. who am I?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Um... Vash the Stampede?

Whadya mean, "no"?!?



:shrug:

[wildhorses]

61. oh yeah, that's right...he did it

Vash The Stampede

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. You'll never guess who I am. Never.

:P I'm also a Naughty Lounge Lizard, billyskank drew me too, and I accidentally flashed a FReeper would couldn't properly appreciate it. Who am I?

:hi:

[billyskank]

15. *smooch*

:*

[Dangerously Amused]

36. Hmmm... it's right on the tip of my tongue... "Chick" something...

...no, no, it's something then "Chick"...



Hmmm...

[AirmensMom]

11. OMG!

This is so funny! :rofl:

OK ... here's me ... I'm married to harleydad and have a daughter and son-in-law in the Air Force in ID and another daughter and son-in-law in TN, where we just moved to with our gang of kitties.

Can you guess? :rofl:

[billyskank]

14. You're AirmensMom

:loveya:

[AirmensMom]

23. Ding, ding, ding!

Where should I send the toaster? :bounce:

:loveya: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

13. I am really ugly and I eat paste

and i like to lie :)

[Dangerously Amused]

37. I GOT IT! A FReeper troll!

:7

[Guava Jelly]

41. ding ding ding ding

dubya rules :)

[Dangerously Amused]

43. lol!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Proust's novel ostensibly tells of the irrevocability of time lost,

the forfeiture of innocence through experience, the reinstallment of extra-temporal values of time regained, ultimately the novel is both optimistic and set within the context of a humane religious experience, re-stating as it does the concept of intemporality. In the first volume, Swann, the family friend, visits...









Sorry. I thought you said "Summarize Proust."

[Dangerously Amused]

38. Yeah, for yours you'd have to put in

...something about being the DUer whose cat attends to his personal hygiene, or something.

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Yeah... but

it ain't that personal. :eyes:

[Dangerously Amused]

50. lol. Okay, maybe "hygiene" wasn't a good choice of words.

How about "grooming"?

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Yeah, that works

But to reiterate, it's only my beard.




Well... sometimes my mustache.




Okay, and my hair, once. But that's all.




I swear.

[Shell Beau]

17. I am as silly as they come! 'Nuff said!

:P

[progmom]

19. you're sundog?

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

24. Hahaha!! I forgot there are others as silly as I. Which is frightening!

:P


:hi:

[billyskank]

22. Shell!

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

25. billy!!

:hug: :loveya:

[progmom]

18. billyskank drew me, too!

I'm a mom and a jazz DJ, and uh...I think there's some other stuff but it's really not that interesting. :hi:

[billyskank]

21. And I will again

:hi:

[progmom]

27. you're so sweet

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

39. OKay, you're either MrScorpio or progmom.

Wait. I think MrScorpio has kids, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the equipment to be a mom...


:hi:

[qnr]

20. I'm easy to type, and as a bonus, I exercise your little-used 'q' key

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

40. WTF? I have a "q" key?!?

Damn, lookit that!


qq qqqqqqq qqqq qqqqq ha ha haaaaa qqqqq qq qqqq qqq qqqq!!!!!!!


woo hooooo!


qqqqqq q q q q q Q Q Q Q Q Q q q q Q Q Qq q Q q q q q Q q Q Q q q q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q q


wheeeeeeeeeeee! :7


qqqqqqQqqqqqqQQQqQQQQQQqqqQQqqQQQqqqqqqQqQQQqQQQQQQqQqqqQQqqqQQQQQQqQQQqq!!!!




Ha ha haaaaaaaa!

Oh wait. What was the question?

[qnr]

58. Ummm, glad I could contribute, in some small way

:) :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

59. lol!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

32. I'm home now I'll do a real one

I am a complete picture thread whore who loves flirting with the wonderful ladies of Du.I recently lost over 50 lbs due to the heart break diet..But i am better now .
And Being I am not a hot Du chick Billy Skank hasn't drawn me...
:)

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Well, the "loves flirting with DU ladies" part narrows it down

...to like twenty guys, but I'd say you're the standout picture thread whore. Which is a good thing. :7



Gotta be GoPsUx!



:hi:


Did I get it? Did I get it??


:bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

45. damn ..brains and Beauty all in one package

ding ding ding ding!

[Dangerously Amused]

49. Oh, go on with you!

:blush:

[MiniMandaRuth]

44. I'm in love with all things nerdy, have never had a boyfriend,

and I have blue hair.

[Dangerously Amused]

47. Um... Smurfette? Marge Simpson? My Aunt Edna?

No?!

[MiniMandaRuth]

48. I think Marge had a boyfriend.

I'm a few feet above Smurfette, and as for being Edna... Nope.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

53. I am...

becoming a shameless flirt, tend to go nuts over pet threads, and hijack threads without meaning to. :D

[ZombieNixon]

54. And you have 400+ posts!

:woohoo:

Hooray for shameless flirts!! :bounce: :loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

56. *cheers!*

Hooray indeed! :loveya:

[Liberalynn]

55. I'm a 44,

want to be writer,who loves animals, and democrats, and have a harmless fantasy crush on a TV star, plus I use the edit button a lot, and I am working on my deep seeded "issues." ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

62. OMG! You're... me, again!

Oh wait, I'm not 44. But damn mighty close!


:hi:

[Liberalynn]

64. It is good to find like minds in this world!

:pals:

[Dangerously Amused]

83. Yup. GMTA!

:7


:toast:

[SOteric]

57. Two now-banned DUers nicknamed me 'esso,'

and one of them actually put that name next to a heart on his sigline picture.

[Dangerously Amused]

63. I know you!

You're the Goddess of Beauty and Light, of Kindness, Compassion and Hope, and of All That is Good and Right in the World.


Right?

[SOteric]

66. Absolutely.

Except when I'm not.

[Dangerously Amused]

70. Which would be never.

The End.


:7

[datasuspect]

65. gangster octopus

protector of the weak, drinker of beer, defender of the faith, sir nose's OTHER nemesis.

[Dangerously Amused]

90. This is you?

Damn. I was gonna guess datasuspect. Good thing I didn't, I would have been wa-aaay off.

[Juffo Wup]

67. I'm an ornery asshole, and I used to be DrGonzoLives

OK, it's me.

[Dangerously Amused]

76. Wait, I got it.

It's YOU!



The ornery asshole part almost threw me though.

[asthmaticeog]

68. I would hate everyone's guts —— if I actually existed.

:silly:

[Dangerously Amused]

72. That would make you Rabrrrrrr.

Who apparently is a sockpuppet. Or somesuch.

[asthmaticeog]

73. Hmmmm...

If he IS a sockpuppet, he sure ain't mine. I've never been able to pull off that whole dual identity thing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

91. Oh, sure - you're willing to say that when you are logged in on that name.

But not when logged in on this one.

:tinfoilhat:

[asthmaticeog]

92. OK, now I'm confused.

How the fuck did I do that? :freak:

[Rabrrrrrr]

93. You just want me to have an abortion.

[asthmaticeog]

94. It's really the only sensible thing to do.

If it's done properly, theraputically, there's really no danger involved.

[Rabrrrrrr]

96. Nervous?

[asthmaticeog]

98. Yes.

[Rabrrrrrr]

99. First time?

[asthmaticeog]

101. No, I've been nervous lots of times.

[Rabrrrrrr]

102. You ever been in a cockpit before?

[asthmaticeog]

103. No, sir! I've never been in an airplane before!

[Rabrrrrrr]

104. You ever... seen a grown man naked?

[asthmaticeog]

105. It cuts to a different scene there, no?

Damn.

[Rabrrrrrr]

106. Not a different scene, but a couple different conversations start

to take place with Elaine interrupting and then Joey going after Kareem and the general banter of the pilots talking piloting things.

[jpgray]

69. Everything I post with an "nt" contains a hidden insult (nt)

[Dangerously Amused]

75. I believe I've just been insulted.

Fine. You want a nemesis? You got one!

[ScreamingMeemie]

77. You've got to admit...nt holds an ominous posture in the subject line.

eom

[billyskank]

79. Do you ever put n/t in the subject line

and then write something in the message body anyway? :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

84. All the time.

:) :hug:

I'm trying really hard not to use ... all the time... but I find it hard...


you know? :loveya:

[billyskank]

86. ...

Like this? :hug:

:loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

89. !!!

Exactly!!! :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

80. Indeed it does. As does "eom" alone in the body.

:scared:


Somebody hold me, it's getting scary in here....

[billyskank]

82. ...

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

87. Awwwwww.

Stay and snuggle with me all day, 'kay?


:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

85. I fear we have conjured up some silent, menacing spirits...

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

88. Oh dear!

LOOK!!! There's one now!!! :scared:







Wait... isn't that supposed to be "b-o-o" ? Well he can't be too menacing if he can't... spell !!


Heh heh.



:7

[ronnykmarshall]

71. I love cats.

[Dangerously Amused]

78. Hmmm, that's half the lounge.

Got another clue? Like do you maybe... oh, I don't know... SING or something?





(And if you do, isn't it about time you sang for us again? Hmmmmm? Pleeeeeeeeeeeze?!?)] :hi:

[BreweryYardRat]

74. Semi-sociopathic madman with a few redeeming traits.

[Dangerously Amused]

81. Ooohhhh boy.

Nope, I'm not even gonna guess at that one. Nosiree.


Need an assist here. Anybody...?

[BreweryYardRat]

95. Given that I don't know anyone but myself very well...

I should think it would be obvious. ;)

But here's another one for ya: Living one of every man's fondest fantasies.

[Dangerously Amused]

97. You're...

... Hugh Hefner? Right here on DU? No way.






Series tho???






Wow.

[BreweryYardRat]

107. Second one isn't me at all. Wish it was.

Apologies. I seem to have screwed the game up.

[Dangerously Amused]

108. No, no, you didn't mess it up at all.

That was just me playing dumb and teasing you a little. Sorry!


Okay, wait. Um... ummmmmmm... I know! You're seawolf!



:hi:

[BreweryYardRat]

109. Don't worry.

I wasn't sure if you were joking around or not. Never been very good at determining that. Figured I'd err on the side of caution rather than going "Why yes, I am Hugh Hefner. How'd you like to be my newest girlfriend?" ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

110. You could have. It would have been funny. I'm gullible that way myself.

I would have accepted, you know. :blush:

[tinfoil tiaras]

100. I'm the second most liberal person in the state of Mississippi

and I ? R.E.M. alot.

[Dangerously Amused]

111. Who is the first most liberal?

That might change my guess.



:7

[tinfoil tiaras]

112. self-delete

[tinfoil tiaras]

113. My friend

but it's pretty darn close. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

114. In that case I'd have to say...

...it's either tinfoil tiaras, or tinfoil tiaras' friend.






Am I close?

[tinfoil tiaras]

115. haha

Aw, that picture is so cute. I made a tinfoil tiara at camp. & wore it. People thought I was the statue of liberty. :rofl:

My friend likes Green Day more than R.E.M., so i'd have to be me... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

116. I have always liked your user name, though I have never heard it before.

Did you make it up?

[tinfoil tiaras]

118. Nope, i wish i did though

it's from the R.E.M. song "E-bow the Letter" which I was kinda obsessed with at the time I joined.

Here are the lyrics: http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/90724.html

Quite an interesting/pretty song... :D

[Dangerously Amused]

120. Thanks. Yes, very cool song.

And I think it's very, VERY cool that you're on DU. I wish I had my act together at that age half as well as you do.


:toast:

(Shhh, don't tell... it's root beer.)

[Redstone]

117. I'm Redstone.

Anybody guess correctly yet?

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

119. Bzzzt! No points for you.

You're supposed to phrase the answer as a question, i.e., "Who is Redstone?"







:P


:hi:

[Redstone]

122. Well, I've always been kind of pointless anyway, so no big deal.

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

123. Hey you. Yeah you. You pickin' on my favorite guy? Huh? Are ya?

Nobody picks on my favorite guy and gets away with it. NOBODY.


To arms!


First I'll mesmerize you with my fancy moves, then I'll drop you with my kickass walking stick.






Hah! Now say "Redstone is not pointless" ten times without stopping or I'll make you cry like a little girl.


There. I hope you've learned a lesson. You can get up now, but don't ever let me hear you pickin' on my guy Redstone ever again. You hear?

[WCGreen]

121. Dude Mc Dude.......

[Dangerously Amused]

124. Hmmm... how about another clue?

Either that or I'll have to run a quick errand.

[Jamastiene]

125. I'll give you four hints.

I hate Rockingham, NC, I love punk rock, I suck at math, but love it anyhow, and dayum, I love women.

[Dangerously Amused]

127. Ha! It's Jamastiene!

Even after all those hints, I finally recognized your kitties!



hi:

[KamaAina]

126. The Lounge Lizard of the Pacific, killing threads since 2001

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

128. Uh oh. Not sure if I'm supposed to reply to this.

I mean... did you want to kill the thread? Sorry if I like... messed up your legacy or something.



Anyway, as long as you haven't killed the thread yet, I'll just go with a wild shot in the dark here and guess...



KamaAina?




Okay, okay. I cheated a little. There's a trick to guessing it right. But I'm not gonna tell what it is!


:7


:hi:

[KamaAina]

130. Maika'i no, E Dangerously!

(Very fine, indeed)

Hmmmm... a trick... you wouldn't stoop so low as to actually check the username of the poster, would you? 'Cause I'm pretty sure the Lieberman campaign has openings for people like that... :sarcasm:

[Dangerously Amused]

131. Hey, Uncle Joe taught me everything I know!

I can pull dirty tricks out of my... um... hat!



:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

129. One sentence only? Hm...

Okay.......

Silvery haired woman, of a certain age, loves to say "My dear..." and has the most wonderful insights and photo threads..........

How's that?

:shrug:

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

132. Aw, now THAT was an easy one!

The "my dear" part was a dead give-away, and the rest was just frosting on the cake! It's just GOTTA be the one and only California Peggy!


:hi: