LOOKOUT: IT'S A STREAKER!!!

[Jamastiene]

:woohoo:

[Jamastiene]

1. Kick for a laugh.

[billyskank]

2. Some people get all the fun

:hug:

[Jamastiene]

3. Hehe.

I was desparately trying to wake people up last night. It was so quiet in the Lounge, I could hear crickets chirping.

:hug:

[sarge43]

4. The Streak, Ray Stevens

:bounce:

Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what hapened?
Yeh, I did ... I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel ... I said don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed ...

Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

There's more -- http://www.raystevens.com/SongLyrics/StreakLyrics.html