Can you accept me for who I am?

[MoseyWalker]

I am a talking shoe. Yes. A talking shoe. And not a new shoe, either. I've been around.

If that is not alright with you, please ignore this post and don't create anymore footache than I already have.

Can you support a talking shoe's rights?

[XemaSab]

1. no

[MoseyWalker]

2. You must be holier than I am

(no soles, you know)

:hi:

[XemaSab]

3. it's true

[MoseyWalker]

4. Who among us hasn't put broccoli in the toes of our shoes?

Who can stand before us in shoes with holes, without broccoli, and proclaim themselves better?

the earth still turns

[jobycom]

5. You a right shoe or a left shoe?

[MoseyWalker]

16. I am unsure, but asked someone

and they asked me if I was right about not having a left shoe, or if I left my right shoe someplace and forgot.

I can't answer that. sorry.

[Floogeldy]

6. I can.

But that doesn't mean I will.

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[MoseyWalker]

7. Where there's a can

there's a way. I think. Or something like that.

[AutumnMist]

8. Well I can accept you

if you are a talking Berk sandal. Because then I can find out where the mate is! Sorry I miss my Berks. Bad post! Bad!

[reformedrepub]

9. Do you want to marry a shoe

of the same version...This apparently is a big issue in this country....

[MoseyWalker]

11. and what if I did!!!!!!!!!!!

I would proudly clomp clumsily down the sidewalk with somebody either the same or different than me!

Yes I would!

B-)

[reformedrepub]

13. I'll bring

the casserole.....

[swag]

10. Are you from Webster's Turnaround, MO?

[MoseyWalker]

12. Please don't make me look it up

I have a tired brain, my friend!

?

[u4ic]

14. Do you happen to belong

to one of these two?

[MoseyWalker]

15. them's fightin' words, mister

git out yer six shooter an' hide yer sister, 'cause I'm a comin' fer ya!

(are they barefoot and pregnant?)

:rofl:

[u4ic]

17. I'm a ma'am

so can only square dance with me - or the wabbit. :rofl: