Quench my curiosity: What do you know about me?

[Writer]

I've been posting here for at least a year... perhaps more. I'm curious... can you name anything personal about me? Location? Occupation? Hobbies? Habits?

[reyd reid reed]

1. Ummmmm...

I haven't been around that long but I'm guessing you like to write?

[Writer]

3. Astounding observation!!!

;) ;) ;)

[reyd reid reed]

8. Yeah...brilliant, I know...

What can I say?

:shrug:

[Writer]

10. I'm teasing, of course.

;)

[Guava Jelly]

2. ok heres what i got

you are a dead ringer for Catherine Zeta Jones..But you live in a trailor park..
you are 37 and you hate lima beans.
Also your favorite movie is Navy seals

[Writer]

5. Yes on a) or at least my own version of it...

I'm going to say you're in the ballpark on b)
But c)? I prefer Tivo'd "JAG" :P

[Guava Jelly]

9. I'm good i tell ya

scary aint it

[Ptah]

4. You are an articulate woman that has difficulty

with leg hair.

:shrug:

[Writer]

11. Not bad, Grasshopper.

Although I'll leave the "articulate" for others to determine.

[Ptah]

13. Thank you, mistress.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Well, my dear Writer........

You are co-authoring a book.........

And it has made your life interesting, to say the least........

:hi:

[Writer]

12. Oh, Peg, and it's turning into a nightmare.

I wish I could illustrate how much.

[ZombieNixon]

7. OK, here's what I got.

I seem to remember you saying you lived in Northern Colorado.

You're thirty-one, married, your husband is of Hispanic ethnicity. You have a master's degree and are considering doing Ph.D. work.

You ran and did a whole lot of exercise last week yet only lost a pound, for which you are very disappointed.

No, I'm not a stalker, I just have eidetic memory. :)

If you found this creepy, I'll delete the message. :D

Oh, yeah, you speak Spanish too.

[Writer]

14. Creepy? Nahhhh.

Damned frightening? ABSOLUTELY! That, or you know how to use the search function... ;)

[ZombieNixon]

15. Nope, no searching.

You also love Stephen Colbert and Tek Jansen. :thumbsup:

[Writer]

16. Okay, I am impressed!

And Tek Jansen is intellectuable, isn't he?

[ZombieNixon]

17. Highly intellectuable.

:patriot:

[rug]

18. You have the hots for older men.

[Writer]

20. Yyyyyeah. Bring on Wilford Brimley!!!

:loveya:

[MoseyWalker]

19. You are not paranoid

and ZombieNixon is a close relative!

I was eidetic until they changed the method for imprinting.

[Writer]

21. OMG... I can't believe you knew that!

Zombie and I are second cousins, once removed. And my dad used to fly helicopters in Vietnam with his dad.

Amazing!!!

[MoseyWalker]

23. Hey man

that's just what happens when I stick a fork in the nearest electrical outlet. Hope I didn't spook ya!

[Writer]

26. Wow. I certainly hope you contact a doctor about your condition.

Electrocution can be ouchy. :hi:

[Zhade]

22. You, um, write?

And defend the DLC for some unfathomable reason?

(Unless I'm mixing you up with someone.)

[Writer]

24. Close...

I'm actually a paid worker for the DLC/MSM/Megacorp Propaganda Campaign! (The D.M.M.P.C. - pronounced "Dimp-Kh") Anyway my job is to log onto DU and write random missives that hack-off fellow Democrats.

Got. Me. NAILED.

;) ;) ;)

[Zhade]

29. You know, it's not really going to work if you confess.

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

49. LOL

:D

[Robb]

25. You were born in Dublin

Your father was a painter, most of your childhood was spent in County Sligo, London, and Ireland.
At the age of 15, you returned to Dublin and attended the Erasmus Smith School. At first you were studying painting, but somehow discovered poetry.
You found yourself in the middle of the Irish Revolution, and became involved with the Celtic Revival, a movement against the cultural influences of English rule in Ireland. At the same time, you fell in love with one person, but then she married someone else.
You've had a life-long interest in mysticism, and your poetry became more based in reality, less ambiguous and more direct because of it. You hold beliefs in idiosyncratic philosophy, and are deeply involved with politics.
In 1923, you won a Nobel Prize for Literature. :silly:

[Writer]

30. I am a straight male named William Butler Yeats?

Last I checked, I don't fancy the ladies.

[jobycom]

40. That's creepy! That sounds just like my father

Except all the parts that don't say he was a mechanic and electrician.

[querelle]

27. Nope

Don't care. Attention whore.

[KitchenWitch]

28. and why bother posting that?

:shrug:

A little bit of kindness goes a long way...

[jobycom]

32. Yeah, but higher post totals do too...

you know?

[KitchenWitch]

33. touche!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

34. That was harsh!

[Writer]

35. No here, let me handle this...

Attention whore? Is that all you could think of: attention whore?

Wow. I'm amazed by your creative zest. That you, with so many dear, wonderful words in our English language, decide on the words "attention" and "whore."

Here, perhaps I can help you along. Do humor me a moment.

Why not:
Viewable prostitute
Spectator hussie
Focusable skank
Flamboyant stripper
Outgoing manbait
Pulchritudinous titty-twister
Feckless flabass

Or you could try the more subtle approach:
A little quick with her posting fingers, and likes manflesh
A bit aggressive on the upload, and enjoys bedtime romps
A little loose with her typing fingers, and can't get enough of the bump-a-rump

But maybe neither of those will work for you. But, there's always the smart response. That being simply: ...

And that's what I recommend - ALWAYS.

[Nicole]

43. Wow

Loved those subtle approaches.

You really are a writer! :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

46. I know that you're quick on the smackdown,

I know that you hold your own
I know that you give back three times what you get, but good
I know you recognize meaningless jabs when you see them
and that you author some of the greatest threads I've ever participated in.

:rofl: :loveya: , oh, totally!

[Writer]

47. You are very kind.

:blush:

[KitchenWitch]

48. Wow, you're GOOOOOOOOOOD!

:yourock:

[jobycom]

31. You have amnesia,

and cannot remember anything personal about yourself, your location, occupation, hobbies, or habits, but you suspect you like to write.

[Writer]

36. There are some mornings where I wish that were true...

wouldn't it be nice to wake in the morning and try something new.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

37. I truly know nothing about you...

Except your screename. But I love getting to know people! :hi:

[Writer]

38. Gee, all ye need to do is contact ZombieNixon...

He'll fill you in on everything you need to know. :blush:

[jobycom]

39. Yeah, he's good with the Search function!

:rofl:

[qnr]

41. Zilch

But don't take it personally, I barely remember my own name most of the time.

[Writer]

42. That's a good thing...

It's nice to know that I'm still anonymous with some. :)

[Nicole]

44. If I remember correctly

you have gorgeous silver hair?

[Writer]

45. Well... silverish-brownish... but perhaps more brownish.

:)

[Skittles]

50. no but I like you

I'm a Writer fan; yes INDEED

[Writer]

51. Well that's very kind.

I didn't know I had a fan. :)