How to go caroling and come out of the closet at the same time.

[Bertha Venation]

(sing to the tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing")

I intend to drop a bomb on my dear old dad and mom
For this year, without a doubt is the Christmas I come out.
First I’ll get their full attention, then slip in a subtle mention:
"Tasty turkey! Perfect peas! Could someone pass (I’m gay) the cheese?"
That should do the job okay when I come out on Christmas Day.

Oh say can you see it now? Watch my parents have a cow.
Or perhaps, if fate is kind, they’ll insist that they don’t mind.
Then they’ll say “We always guessed--after all look how your dressed.
Seven earrings in each ear? We’re not quite that dense my dear.”
They’ll adore me anyway when I come out on Christmas Day

Coming out to everyone makes the winter doldrums fun.
It’s a noble thing to do--why don’t you come on out too?
Make the choice! Damn consequence!
Lift your voice, get off the fence!
Shout it from the highest roof:
Gay is great and you’re the proof!
Make this Christmas bright and gay!
Come on out on Christmas day!

Words by Craig Sturgis, 1992

[beyurslf]

1. ROFLMAO. great!! n/t

[La_Serpiente]

2. *Snarf*

funny stuff

[Padraig18]

3. *Giggle*

Thanks for posting this! :)