Is Dane Cook the funniest human ever?

[burythehatchet]

[MrScorpio]

1. He's lame city

About as funny as a hernia

[dubeskin]

2. Well, some stuff is funny

Other stuff is just stupid.

[LostInAnomie]

3. He couldn't carry Dave Chappelle's jock.

Chappelle's stand-up is shit yourself funny.

[ohno]

4. Eddie Izzard has my vote.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Resoundingly seconded

Welcome to DU. Do you have a flag?

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[ohno]

11. LOL

I love him.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I'm gonna soil my monitor just posting this

...but it's worth it.



And Engelbert Humperdinck! Yes, he was the man. That's not his real name; he's from Britain, but that's not his name. There's very few Humperdincks in Britain. He was born Gerry Dorsey, not Engelbert Humperdinck. His parents were not Mr. and Mrs. Humperdinck. They never said,

"What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school?"

"We shall call him Engelbert!"

"Good, that'll work!"

No, his name was Gerry Dorsey, and he released songs as Gerry Dorsey, songs such as (mumbles) which didn't work 'cause nobody could hear what he was saying. And then his managers, obviously, said, "We're going to change your name, Gerry! It's the name that's the problem." And his name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through.

"Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! Slut Bunwalla!"

"What?!"

"All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle..."

"No, Gerry Dorsey, I like Gerry Dorsey!"

"No, we can't do it... Who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck…"

"No, no, go back one. Go back one. 'Engelbert Humperdinck.' That's it."

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[Robeson]

5. Who is Dane Cook?

[Broken_Hero]

6. not in my mind

George Carlin is number 1...

other honorable mentions--->Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, Dave Attell....:)

[Placebo]

7. Not a chance.

He's a passing fad, seriously.

"You know how you know when you're really drunk? When you get in a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time."
—Dane Cook

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[Norwood]

8. He's alright, but his stuff gets old pretty quick

I would rather listen to George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Lewis Black, David Cross or Bill Maher

[turtle_girl72]

10. maybe not....

He might not be the funniest ever, but he's the hottest comedian I've seen in a long time....

[enigmatic]

13. Alive? It's this guy..