Things Some DUers will never say:

[MrScorpio]

Progmom: "Turn down that jazz and play some polka instead."No

Rabrrrr: "No, that doesn't bother me at all."

Hypnotoad: "I love being alone."

[hfojvt]

1. Buffythefundieslayer

"I have a personal relationship with my Lord, Jesus Christ."

edit: but I would never expect Buffy to make that spelling mistake either.

[NMMNG]

37. LOL!

Isn't that the truth?! :rofl:

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. WritingIsMyReligion:

"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate Steely Dan."

[hfojvt]

4. Minimandaruth

"I am taking an extra math class this year, just for fun!"

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. How'd you know?

Math. Grr. :grr:

[hfojvt]

6. It's in my files

I'm really agent Mike.

I think I remembered that as a math major, or I can just take that as a guess for about 80% of Americans.

[gkdmaths]

44. hey. watch it now....

;)

:woohoo:+:party:=math

[hfojvt]

3. Lynnesin

"Zeppelin sucks. Def Leppard rulz. I loooove Greens, and there's way too much cowbell in this thread."

[SeattleGirl]

7. LeftyMom; "Anyone want to go out for steaks?"

:rofl:

[billyskank]

9. The definitive 'thing LeftyMom will never say' was given to us by Oeditpus

LeftyMom: "Love beef. Hate beefcake."

[SeattleGirl]

11. ROFL!!!!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

53. That was classic.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

8. Kitchen Witch:

"I think there are far too many sex threads in the Lounge."

[billyskank]

10. I think there are far too few KitchenWitch threads in the Lounge

:cry:

[RevCheesehead]

13. me, too, Billy.

And I didn't get to :bounce::bounce: yesterday. :cry:

[jpgray]

12. newyawker99 "So you're new here. Big fucking deal."

[RevCheesehead]

14. ....

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

16. !!!!!!

:spray:

[SeattleGirl]

15. California Peggy: "Hey asshole. Buzz off!"

:P

[QuestionAll...]

17. How is Peggy?

haven't been reading here at the lounge lately.

She is just the bestest.

[SeattleGirl]

18. Fabulous, as always.

She's in Ohio right now for the meet-up.

[Guava Jelly]

19. heres a few

"NO!! i won't show you my BUTT!!" Misshoneychurch
"show me your tits" hypnotoad
"I ran out of A1 sauce" Lefymom
"I am giving up sex" NewWavechick1981
"yes I'll marry you" miss_american_pie
"I got Laid last night" GoPsUx
:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. ROFL!

If I ever give up sex, please shoot me. :rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

21. you can shoot me also

:) :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. :)

:*

[miss_american_pie]

28. LOL

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

30. :o)

:hi: back atcha

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. A couple:

RetroLounge: "I hate poetry. Piss off!"
Billyskank: "I want a big, juicy steak for dinner."
Haruka3_2000: "I hate porn."
GoPsUx: "I hate to have my picture taken."

:P :hi:

[billyskank]

24. NewWaveChick1981:

"The flirting in here is really getting out of hand."

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. ROFL!

:rofl: Right you are, sweetie! :hi: Those words will never leave my lips! :*

[billyskank]

27. Thought so

:*

[Guava Jelly]

31. I am such a picture whore

:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

46. That's what makes you so much fun!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

48. not as fun as you nwc

and good mourning :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Awww...thanks!

:* Good morning to you too!

[RetroLounge]

38. "I hate poetry. Piss off!"

:rofl:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

47. Glad I could make you laugh!

:hi: :P

[Droopy]

25. Me: I hate them blasted truckers.

[XemaSab]

29. Matcom:

There's too much glitter in this taco! :cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. WCGreen: I hate Hershey's Chocolate Syrup...

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. ROFL!

:rofl: Hi, CP! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

33. haruka3_2000: "I am deathly afraid of reptiles"

[Guava Jelly]

34. California Peggy

instead of saying "My Dear" she says "Hey Dumbass"

[TroubleMan]

35. MrBenchley: "Fuck the DLC!!" or "I support Cynthia McKinney!"

nt.

[u4ic]

36. auntieA: "I can't taste the difference

between Harvey's and McDonalds..."

[NMMNG]

39. Oeditpus Rex: I will slit my throat if I see one more Monty Python quote!

[SeattleGirl]

40. Another from OR:

I HATE HATE HATE baseball! And the Dodger suck!

:evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

41. I wonder if he would ever say

"I'm hoping for another Yankees vs. Braves series this year."

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. I'd slit my throat first

Man, you guys have me nailed. Am I that predictable? :cry:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Not at all. It's just that we love you so much, we pay attention

to you, and know what you like and don't like. :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Oh, my!

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[lizziegrace]

51. And you don't love Lucy

you don't even tolerate her. (sweet cat!)

"I'm a Ford guy"

"Grammar's irrelevant"


:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. Now, THAT was a cheap shot!

Harumph. :spank:

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. You know, it doesn't bother me that you said that.

I'm still going to kill your family and your friends and burn your house down, but that's just on principle. If I had my choice, I'd let it slide, but, well, you know how it is. Like those corporations that don't battle every trademark or copyright infringement who slowly lose their right to battle the big ones...well, so it is with me. Sorry.

[liberalhistorian]

55. liberalhistorian: Debt

collectrolls are people, too! They're just trying to do their jobs, give them a break! :evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

56. Timechaser: "Goddamit, I'm growing sick of anime!"

[ghostsofgiants]

57. GirlinContempt: "Devo sucks."

[Liberalynn]

58. Thing No Female DUER Would Say:

Kiss Me Dubya, you sexy fool!

Thing no Male DUER would say: Man those Bush women are some truly hot babes, especially BABS, Sr.