things that annoy you

[taterguy]

I went to the convenience store today and some inconsiderate previous patron didn't close the door on the beer fridge. Lazy bastard. It takes 2 seconds to close a door. My right to a properly chilled beverage shall not be infringed on.

[swimboy]

1. Time to amend the Constitution!

:patriot:

[Orrex]

2. Did you shoot him?

Why the hell not?

[taterguy]

4. I didn't see him

I just saw an open door and deduced what happened. Besides, I don't own a gun. I'm very open to suggestions about what an appropriate punishment would be if I do catch someone in the act though.

[Guava Jelly]

3. clothed women

I mean really is all that necessary :popcorn:

[ForrestGump]

13. I just don't think it's right

Especially if they're nursing a baby.

Let's face it...clothed women hate America.

[Guava Jelly]

14. If women wear clothes

the terrorist win!!!
Be patriots ladies!!!
:rofl:

[seemunkee]

5. Hour and half conference calls about projects that you don't work on.

I could have hung up an hour ago and no one would have known.

[malta blue]

6. the people who feel they should clip their nails

while sitting in their cubicles.
:mad: :spank: :grr: :nuke: :thumbsdown:

Wow - I feel so much better now...

[taterguy]

8. Glad I could help :)

[smtpgirl]

7. Stupid people that refuse to listen,

LAZY ASSHOLES

[Orrex]

9. What?

Eh?

[ThomCat]

10. People who come to my desk and start telling me

what I need to do to fix their problems.

It's not my responsibility, they don't know whose responsibility it really is, and they came to me apparently at random.

:wtf:

And then when I tell them I don't handle those issues they just keep explaining. Apparently, if they explain how small the problem really is it will somehow become my problem to fix for them.

Go away and leave me alone, Damn it.

[Blue-Jay]

11. People buying a zillion lottery tickets at the gas station!

It offends me on every level.

[taterguy]

15. another thing that infringes on my right to cold beer

Time's a wasting. I need to get these babies home ASAP

[ChoralScholar]

12. when I get the little

mini-hangnail that keeps me from putting on my socks... but no matter how hard I try, I cannot find the offending nail.

Also, the freshness seal on Peanut Butter. It is impossible to peel off this freshness seal in one piece.

[ChoralScholar]

16. oh come on!!

it wasn't that bad was it?

Geesh, I hate killing threads.

[XemaSab]

17. People at work

who don't respect the fact that I am VERY VERY BUSY. I want to get out of town on friday of next week and I've got this big, steaming goose turd I have to deal with before then. The first draft went to the client and came back SAVAGED, and I am the only person with the time to work on it before the final draft goes to the public. Next friday.

I actually did something really uncool yesterday.

I hung a sign on my cubicle listing the people who were allowed to interrupt me (all people who I am working on projects with, non a popularity contest), and this dude interrupted me THREE TIMES so I went to his boss and asked his boss to tell him to FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF! :grr:

[otherlander]

18. Dress codes regarding shoes

and how my parents will be contacted if i do not wear them while in the school building.

[LibDemAlways]

19. People who return stuff after using or

wearing it, have no receipt, may not have even bought it at the particular store, and get in the check-out line directly in front of me. And, while I'm ranting, I hate stores that allow the "check-out" (which means buy something) line to be used for returns in the first place.

[Broken_Hero]

20. people

who are in such a big hurry, to pull out in front of you, they make you hit your brakes...and then they chooose to go ten miles below the speed limit, and this usually happens, when there is ZERO traffic behind me...so, they were in such a big hurry, to get in front of me to go slow...just irritates me.