What obnoxious question would you ask a movie star in person?

[Jara sang]

If I met Ed Norton in person, I would incessantly ask him "What's the first rule of Fight Club?"; "What's the first rule of Fight Club?"; "What's the first rule of Fight Club?"; "What's the first rule of Fight Club?"; "What's the first rule of Fight Club?"

I'll bet NOBODY has EVER asked him that.

[Orrex]

1. I'd ask Jenna Jameson

What life is like with no gag reflex.

[idgiehkt]

22. I love Jenna

I'd ask her to prove she's really bi-sexual...(with me).

[RedStateShame]

2. "I'm a little short on cash. Buy me a drink?"

[Jara sang]

4. "Do you have a guest house I could borrow?"

[taterguy]

3. My neice recently asked if she could be Chappelle's biatch.

Something tells me he won't be returning to the restaurant where she works anytime soon.

[Divameow77]

5. I would ask Tom Cruise

if he is straight?

[Sannum]

6. I would ask him

"are you a top or a bottom?"

[LibDemAlways]

9. I'd ask him if Suri exists, and if she does, who

her biological father is.

[Deja Q]

23. Good point. As tommy hyped up his baby while promoting M:I 3,

even when she sneezed, the lack of Suri news is almost distressing.

Still, whenever it's not about Tom it's about Mel making another anti-semitic comment... :crazy:

[Joe Fields]

7. Is that your real hair?

[jpgray]

8. Dustin Hoffman - "Is it safe?"

[devilgrrl]

19. I got to yell "Hey Dustin, I have one word for you...

PLASTICS!"

:evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

10. To Mel Gibson: "Is it true you're part Jewish on your mother's side?"

then step back quickly and watch his head :nuke:

[datasuspect]

11. robert deniro

"what did i tell you? what did i tell you? i hoid tings!"

[Generic Brad]

13. I have a diferent one for DeNiro

"You talking to me? You talking to me?"

[Floogeldy]

12. I wouldn't ask a movie star an obnoxious question.

Limbaugh and Hannity would, because they fucking hate Hollywood.

:smoke:

[Ptah]

14. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood

No more questions

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Seriously

I'd like to ask pretty much any of 'em, "What's it like living in your little rich-and-famous bubble?"

[NewJeffCT]

16. What's it like to get paid millions to play "let's pretend"?

must be great.

[Broken_Hero]

17. easy one...

Christopher Lambert...

Me asking him to say "Their can be only one!!!"....:)

[LostinVA]

18. To JLO: "Do you realize quite how truly skanky you are?"

[bertha katzenengel]

20. How much goddamn money do you need, anyway? Share the wealth, LOSER.

[Bunny]

21. I would ask Jude Law why he won't return my phone calls.

Bastard.