Naked Man Walking Along Interstate Says He Was Hot

[matcom]

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CARMI, Ill. -- He was hot.

That was an Ohio man's explanation for why he was walking along an Illinois interstate Friday morning, as the sheriff put it, "wearing nothing but a smile."

The man told authorities he was headed from Ohio to Kentucky to visit relatives. Somewhere along the way, he lost his clothes, his car and his teeth.

The naked walker was stopped along Interstate 64. He was taken to the White County Jail, where authorities gave him some clothes.

No charges have been filed.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9629912/detail.html

[pagerbear]

1. Also modest.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. That's bad.

Sounds like heat stroke.

[Deja Q]

3. What, no pics? After all, don't we get to decide if he's hot?

Oops. Just read the article. If he's hot, he's as hot as the fried chicken I saw at KFC yesterday...

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

4. "Bill O'Reilly was amazed no one raped and killed the man."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1819428&mesg_id=1819428

[underpants]

5. Boortz probably thinks he only makes the minimum wage

http://mediamatters.org/items/200608030007

[ThomCat]

6. After all, he was displaying his body.

He was asking to be raped and murdered. :eyes:

Bill O'Reilly is a tool. :puke:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

11. I'm not amazed that Bill would see the story from this angle.

Throw in a loofah, and you've got a novel.

[meegbear]

7. A hot naked man with no teeth?

Dat don't sound right at all.

[zanne]

8. He probably has Alzheimer's

Walking to another state? Sounds like dementia to me.

[pitohui]

12. wouldn't be surprised

i hate what aging does to the human brain

[KatyaR]

9. There was a guy here in OKC who was arrested TWICE like in the

same week for working on his car in his driveway while naked.

He, too, said he was hot.

I can understand once, but TWICE?

And what happens if you should drop a wrench somewhere, um, painful?

:wow:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. One of my friends was arrested twice for nude sunbathing on his

front lawn...at night. After that, he went into rehab and he doesn't do that anymore.