I need a haircut. I'm starting to spring a mullet.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

There is nothing worse than a mulleted lesbian. Ugh. This needs to be fixed.

[MrScorpio]

1. But you're an HONEST mulletted lesbian

Still ok in my book

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I don't care. The second my hair even approaches the question of it

possibly being a mullet, I freak out and immediately make plans for a haircut.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Indeed

One must not present a walking cliché.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I will wear Doc Martens and Birkenstocks.

I have all the required lesbian CDs.

However, a line must be drawn. That line is at mullets and flannel.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Awww

That's too bad. I love lumberjack shirts.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. They're only okay, if you're in a Seattle Grunge band...

and grunge is dead.

[Jamastiene]

9. "With the lights out, it's less dangerous..."

It might be officially dead, but I'm still listening. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Yeah, so am I.

[Jamastiene]

8. Hey, flannel rules.

I still dress "grunge" sometimes. I like flannel. Nothing wrong with flannel. :shrug:

[hfojvt]

11. "Yeah, I saw your grunge bands, staring at your shoes on stage,

wearing that dirty flannel shirt -
when you gonna learn dirtball
you just can't fu$% with -
TWISTED SISTER!!"
Tuff "American Hair Band"

[RumpusCat]

15. I feel the same way about teh mullet

I'm already a giant dyke--I don't think I need a mullet just to hammer that point home further. The minute I can feel a little flap at the back of my neck I make a hair appointment!

I also have Doc and Birks but I hate lesbian folk music and my gay boy friends have warned me repeatedly against the sins of flannel. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. good!

mullets and flannel make a frumpy lesbian

and you are a hot little dyke :)

[Jamastiene]

6. I used to have one, but I didn't know what it was called.

Now, I just have regular shoulder length hair. There is a photo around here somewhere of what I look like now. I used to look ok with a mullet though, not too bad anyhow. I prefer it the way it is now, only I want my Sid Vicious spikes back.

[datasuspect]

12. wear it proudly

[LynneSin]

13. Be the trendsetter! Be the MULLES

The subset of Lesbians that support Mullets

:eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

14. Eh, though it's true that a mulleted lesbian is a bit of a punchline...

...there IS something worse. A mulleted lesbian is a FAR better thing than a mulleted het male. I don't know that mulleted lesbians are in the habit of getting hammered on Stroh's, getting behind the wheel of a thrashed GTO and driving around with a .22, taking potshots at roadsigns and small animals, then coming home and smacking their kids around.

[ThomCat]

17. So what style will you replace it with?

You don't seem to be a long hair type of person, so will you go for short?

My $0.02: You have decent hair. It would be a shame to go too short.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. I probably won't go as short as a I usually do.

I haven't had a haircut in about 6 months. Normally, I get it cut really short.