who is hornier....pepe' le pew, or captain james t. kirk?

[mopaul]

the debate rages on. either one of them would stray outside their own species for a good time, a skunk and a cat, a human and a denuvian slime devil, it's all fair game to these two. but as to who's the horniest.....which one o' dese?

[On the Road]

1. Pepe is Certainly More Romantic

and less full of himself.

[Aristus]

2. KIrk, without a doubt. Pepe had it for cats with painted skunk stripes

down their backs. Kirk had it for anything that was female and moved...regardless of species.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Pepe didn't have a problem with women

who were at least as intelligent as he.

How many women with half a brain did Kirk fall for?

If you can think of any, how many of them were not evil?

[thermodynamic]

4. This post deserves a rating of 50! (oh, and a web link...)

It's too funny!

Kirk obviously is.

And to the other posters; yeah Kirk was full of himself - when was he ever wrong? Nyah nyah nyah! He had every right to be overtly self-assured. So there! :P

http://www.geocities.com/phineasbg/kirksex.html

That's the TRUTH about Kirk's sex life. :-)

[IMOK_UROK2]

5. McCoy was the Horny one

He called himself a doctor, and during a checkup,
he would ask Kirk to drop his pants and aways say
"Captain Kirk! I've spotted Klingons Around Uranus!, Would you like me to send in my probe?"

[thermodynamic]

8. Picard is ok, Kirk is ok 2

:evilgrin:

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/4537/krkbest.html

Not that I agree with all the reasons, but it makes for quite the fun and relaxing flamefest... :-)

[zbdent]

6. Pepe, hands down (in pants)

Reason: You have to not have had sex for a while to be horny. (Trust me gals, making your man wait longer for it doesn't enhance it, it makes it likely to end more quickly).

Pepe rarely gets lucky. Quite a lot of chasing.

Kirk seems to get it all the time.

Now, if the question was "Who was the most proliferate . . ."

[Bake]

10. The more you get the more you want

Kinda like popcorn! Well, let's not press that analogy too far...

Bake

[Bake]

7. Got to be Kirk!

The dude was chasing them GREEN womens!

Bake

[Archae]

9. Kirk and Pepe were beginners!

Compared to William Riker! :-)

[Bake]

11. Point well taken about Riker!

That dude did some aliens even Kirk wouldn't touch!

Bake

[thermodynamic]

12. Riker was a cheap knock-off of Kirk

Which was sad because Riker never had the balls to take command; which was offered to him no less than 3 times! Meanwhile, Picard was mean and wouldn't retire like he ought to have done. Riker was a bit selfish though, most people would rather want their own command, even if it wasn't the finest ship in the fleet and he must have known Picard wanted all the glory for himself... :-(

At least he got the Titan. A ship that SHOULD have been shown in "Nemesis" but wasn't... :eyes: Please Rick Berman, 14 years is more than enough. Please go away. Thank you.