Well, the Rapture failed to happen today.

[ZombieNixon]

And it's still like Satan's armpit outside. I guess my day was wasted. Might as well go to sleep. :eyes:

:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. What a disappointment...

I was so looking forward to picking up a nice new car.

[ZombieNixon]

8. Yeah, me too.

Or at least a new windshield for my car. :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. n/k

And whatever happened to that nuclear explosion that was supposed to go off? Or was that one and the same... :eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Yeah, what the hell?

It's been boring as watching Dennis Miller do five minutes of standup here all summer. I was hoping for a little excitement.

But...once again...the universe lets me down. :eyes:

Bastards. x(

:P

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Yep. It was hotter than a witches...

yeah, I'm just gonna leave this thread now.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Oh, there's a million dirty smilies that could describe the weather.

:D

[u4ic]

4. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's only 11:30 Mountain time!

[ZombieNixon]

10. Yeah, well if the backyard explodes within the next twenty minutes...

I will personally make cookies for Jesus.

'Cept my cookies are better used as weights, but still...he's Jesus...he should be able to handle that.

[u4ic]

14. And if he doesn't arrive

you can just save them for Santa. Would they be any different 5 months down the road? :P

Actually, that would be an hour and twenty minutes, there's still Pacific time. And Jesus, being a hippie, may target B.C. first. (better weed) :silly:

[ZombieNixon]

16. I thought Jesus was a Freeper...

or was that Jeebus? I get them confused. :silly:

[u4ic]

19. Do you think Jeebus

would wear these? :scared:

[ZombieNixon]

20. I don't know...

but that hairstyle looks awful close to a mullet sometimes. :shrug:

[u4ic]

25. Oh come on!

Haven't we ALL had a mullet? :*

[ZombieNixon]

26. No.

I can honestly say I've never had a mullet.

And now it's 12:15 Mountain Time. No rapture today (yesterday). :(

[u4ic]

27. Still 3/4 of an hour

for Jesus to get the good stuff out in B.C.

Now - if he hasn't been on earth for what? 2000 or so years, then I wonder if his earthy powers will need a bit of - fine tuning?

Last thing we'd want is Jesus dropped in the middle of San Fransisco, and causing another quake...

[ZombieNixon]

28. Well, if he hits the West Coast, give him my best.

I'm off to sleep. :hi:

[u4ic]

29. Frig, I'm a Unitarian

thought I wouldn't be surprised if he came for us, the United Church and the Methodists. Left all the crazy fundies behind!! :bounce:

I will give him your love. But not your cookies. YOU can give him your cookies...

Nighty night, Zombie. :hi:

[Robeson]

5. Was it supposed to happen?...

...I guess I just haven't kept up on all the rapture days...:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

11. Apparently.

There's been a bunch of Rapture threads in the Lounge today. :shrug:

[RagingInMiami]

6. Dammit all those nights I refrained from sinning because of this day

And it never came.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Praise the Lord!

Now you can start sinning all over again! :D

[RagingInMiami]

24. Well like the song says

You Gotta Sin to Get Saved

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. But the Rapture Index is up to 158!!!!!

158 people!!!! http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html


Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts

Surely the end of days is nie!

[ZombieNixon]

15. What does it have to get to before Jeebus comes?

I at least want to get his autograph...:shrug: :D

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. I'm not sure

but I'll be sure to wear clean underwear every day just in case

[ZombieNixon]

18. Will he check?

Perv...:wtf: :silly:

[Reverend_Smitty]

21. Not sure but...

the thought of Jeebus checking out my undies is kinda creeping me out, and right before bed : :scared:

[ZombieNixon]

22. Well I'll leave you with that thought!

:rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

23. Thanks...I think

:P