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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:58 PM
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The Anti-Impotence Gel That Will Take on Viagra
"Men who suffer problems with sexual arousal could soon buy a revolutionary treatment in a tube.

Scientists announced recently they were aiming to produce a gel to tackle impotence that could take on Viagra.

Intended for sale in supermarkets and pharmacists, it would be the world's first over-the-counter remedy for erectile dysfunction.

Sufferers would apply the gel directly onto the problem area. Codenamed MED2002, it is being developed by Futura Medical, a small British sexual health specialist, and GlaxoSmithKline..."

http://www.thirdage.com/news/articles/ALT02/06/08/02/ALT02060802-01.html

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OK, I admit it, I am incredibly juvenile. I was sitting in my office ALONE laughing so hard they came to see if I was ok. All I could think of was a brand name for it--like Lubraderm or KY.

Then I started wondering how they could ever market this stuff on TV.

Any suggestions?


Laura
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:59 PM
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1. I don't care. No sex life.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:02 PM
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2. It sounds like it would work for the single folks too.
In fact it sounds like it just might be a whole lotta fun. :)


Laura

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:12 PM
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3. Rubiton- fast acting and fun!
If they combined that stuff with some of the desensitizing gel they'd have a very popular product on thier hands. Some of it might even make it to the target audience.
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Crowdance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:34 PM
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4. Hard-on, apply directly to the -----. Hard-on, apply directly to the -----
Hard-on, apply directly to the------. Are you annoyed yet?
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:37 PM
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5. You can apply margerine to Mr Happy massage slowly and get the

same result for $1.09 a lb (of margerine that is)
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