I like it when older men lie to me, thinking that I'm naive...

[swag]

What - do they think a 45 year-old man was born yesterday? Do they think I've never experienced difficulty with their crew of baggage-addled older man-types before? I have to deal with their condescending, arrogant, pseudo-introspective bullshit as they try to "educate" the (in their perspective) little middle-aged man who "needs to be explained things." Screw that. Yes, I'm keen enough to know how the world works more than the average 20 year-old, and I possess enough imagination within me in order to adequately guess on what I haven't yet experienced. And I suppose, when they feed me a lie or two, that I can't quickly put together that they are lying? Hello??? Do you think me as being THAT diminuitive? Gullible?

If I need to be "educated" about life, I'll call my dad on the phone. He's one older man who knows how to issue me CASH. Otherwise, if you are angling for a younger man, and intend to lie to that younger man, go fishing for one of the 20 year-olds. I think it'll be a bit easier for you.

[GirlinContempt]

1. Slightly less than creepy

Slightly more than loveable.


Yep. That's swag.

[swag]

2. Just talkin' 'bout Shaft.

[GirlinContempt]

7. Like a theif in the night

[Richard Steele]

15. We must REPEAT! nm

[liberaltrucker]

3. DAMN!!!!!

You're a GUY!!!

I knew that....nothing to see here......

:rofl:

[swag]

4. Thank you for fucking off.

You are the last of the true gentlemen.

[liberaltrucker]

8. .....

:toast:

[FuzzySlippers]

5. Just keep on aging non-creepily

or you'll become one of these lying sacks-of-shit. :D

[swag]

11. Like everyone, I am a bag of worms.

[Writer]

6. Wow, swag. You're a terrific writer.

I especially like your proper use of punctuation and the word "angling..." which rhymes so well with "dangling."

[swag]

10. You're too kind.

I do apologize for the unnecessary prepositions, the redundant question marks, the superfluous quotation marks, the unclear antecedents, etc., but I am a passionate man and a passionate author.

My love is for you, the reader, not for my editor.

[Writer]

13. Oh I love how you remark on the flattered selves of your readers!

It IS, of course, all about US, after all!

[swag]

16. US!

I like the U-nited States of America!
I like the way we all live without fear
I like to vote for my choice
speak my mind
raise my voice, yes
I like it here

I am so lu-cky to live in America!
And I am grateful each day of the year
Yes, I like it
I like it
I like it here!

[Writer]

18. Wow, you sure are a perky little patriot for being a creepy old guy.

God bless the US-A.

:patriot:

[swag]

20. I took my multi-vitamin today.

I know it's sick and wrong.

[Writer]

21. Ah... multi-vitamins.

Centrum Silver, Extra Creepy? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[swag]

23. Thanks for the rec.

Will look into.

[Heidi]

9. You're not 45!

. . . Are you? :hi:

[swag]

12. Hi, Heidi.

I am 45.

I am Damo Suzuki.

[Heidi]

17. Well, dang. You're

old. You're Methuselah. :evilgrin:

Respectfully submitted,

Heidi (43)

[swag]

24. Ha ha.

I'll get there first!

I'll beat you to the finish!

[Heidi]

25. Don't be so sure.

My walker has wheels. :P

[enigmatic]

26. This is my dream hog

I want one of these bad boys; we live down the street from a retirement facility and I see these guys tooling down the sidewalk w/ these things and I'm thinking to myself, "I want one of those...":)

[Heidi]

27. Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway.

Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eVLVrNVXfA&search=%22Born%20to%20be%20Wild%22

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. I know somebody who wants to whisper sweet lies in your ear...

[swag]

19. "Can you shee the beasht?

Do you have it in your shights?"

[Writer]

22. I'll take "S"Words for $500, Alex...