Sex threads?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Greetings. In the interests of children and other good christians who may be perousing these boards I, Prudence Twoshoes, have surveyed every thread in the lounge and have compiled them based on their indecency. I suggest anybody who doesn't want to go to hell to hide all of these threads, and hopefully the mods can banish them to hell upon their return from Cracker Barrel. Now I haven't actually read these threads, but I'm pretty sure they're evil.

"Post randomly from your cache thread."

Just how is "cache" pronounced? And this whole "randomly" business strikes me as too unpredictable.

"******Milestones******"

I don't know who Miles is, and I don't want to see his tone naked body. Pervert.

"Rules of Thumb"

I, sir or madam, know exactly where my thumb has been and it's not in that thread!

"Hogs have more of a right to exist than Bats."

I've no idea what this means. It sounds dirty.

"OMG... I'm eating the best cookies ever!"

And you call yourself a reverend.

"I'm not a sailor."

AND NEITHER AM I!

"Chinese county culls 50,000 dogs."

I've no idea what "cull" means. Filthy.

"What's my subconscious telling me when I dream of talking swiss cheese?"

Good question. It's telling you you're naughty for dreaming about things with holes. I recommend a fully-clothed hip-bath before bedtime.

"Wookie caterpillar!"

JESUS HELP ME!

"Fish-flavoured ice lollipops"

Why won't somebody think of the children?

Anyway, that's it for page one. Now I have to go and watch some dirty movies and tell people to stay away from them. Bye!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

1. And, oddly, none of my comments made it in...

:blush:

[Redstone]

2. No. No sex threads. It's too hot.

Maybe during the winter, when we NEED to get warmed up...

Redstone