Ex-'Survivor' Hatch (the fat naked gay guy) now in W.Va. prison

[Herman Munster]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060802/ap_en_tv/people_richard_hatch

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. - Richard Hatch, convicted of failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the debut season of "Survivor," has been sent to a federal prison in West Virginia.

Hatch, 45, of Newport, R.I., was convicted by a federal jury of failing to pay taxes on the "Survivor" prize and other income. He was sentenced in May to 51 months in prison by a judge who said the reality TV star had lied repeatedly on the witness stand.

[Benhurst]

1. I wonder if his strategy of walking around naked will win him the

prize in prison.

[pagerbear]

7. Oh, I never tire of rape jokes!

What a sense of humor!

[sendero]

2. Isn't it funny..

...when the pathological behaviors that win you a reality show contest come and bite you in the ass hard in the real world?

Bwwhwhwhwhaaaahahahahha :)

[unblock]

4. the other way around is more interesting

perhaps it's the same kind of pathological tendencies that land you in prison that help you win those stupid game shows....

hmmmmmm....

[pretzel4gore]

3. it's because rick's gay...

i betcha...
them rich hypocritical gopig punks steal and lie and avoid paying taxes using dark-of-night bills passed by a creepy congress, all the time - hatch isn't rich, so he gets no mercy at all. his being gay just makes his imprisoning extra pleasurable to the fukking gopigs (i hate hate hate gopigs!)
remember tommy chong? they put him in jail for selling pot stuff, now it's richard hatch, never them punks (has delay been inside yet?)

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5. it's probably because he's a greedy fucking idiot

from what i understand, he tried claim that survivor paid his taxes for him and forged some documents to that effect.

astoundingly stupid, and i don't see where his sex life comes into play here.

[idgiehkt]

6. what?

this I had not heard...I didn't know he just had a defense, I thought he just got caught. Wow. I guess he was trying Survivor tactics then.

[unblock]

10. well, they don't put you in jail for 5 years just for forgetting...

and even if that's all he did, that's still a pretty idiotic thing to forget on your tax return!

[idgiehkt]

11. what an idiot

I guess after two survivors he couldn't tell the difference between real life and Lord of the Flies

[sbj405]

8. I'm sure this will help propel him onto some reality all star/alumni show

[pagerbear]

9. Something like Surreal Life

...which is all about has-beens.