Anyone else got a problem with messy chicks?

[Cruzan]

I'm forever having to clean lipstick and makeup out of towels and female stains of various sorts out of bed sheets. Doing this much laundry every day just gets really old. Sometimes I'd rather just have a 5 oz shot of rum and a beer alone before bed rather than girl over for the night.

[Deja Q]

1. Don't let them go poo in their feed dish.

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. That's one of the occupational hazards, dude.

:P Don't bring the women home if you don't like the "mess". :rofl:

[jpgray]

3. Again, someone needs to go to different bars

[Deja Q]

4. I know of one in Minneapolis called 'The Saloon'...

O8)

Mind you, you won't find many chicks, ladies, chickens, any form of poultry or female persuasion there...

:hide:

[JVS]

5. return the favor by aiming poorly when you take your morning pee at her...

place. Bonus points if you make a ring around the seat

[jpgray]

6. Also don't use a washcloth in the shower

[JVS]

8. huh?

[RagingInMiami]

7. The only problem I have when this happens

Is that it leaves evidence behind for the next girl, if you happen to be on a lucky streak.

[Cruzan]

9. You got that right

Geez, the stress of it all...that's where that nice rum buzz really helps out.

[skygazer]

10. Hard to believe you have such a problem

You must be a stud and a half. Bummer for you.

[Cruzan]

12. Nothing hard to believe about it

Just go out and socialize. Go where the chicks are, don't waste your time at sausage parties.

[JVS]

14. where are they?

I swear that when I was in HS unescorted females did not leave the house in my home town. It was as if the entire place operated under some kind of Italian-Catholic answer to Sharia law.

[Cruzan]

15. Major metropolitan areas or college towns

Anywhere where there's a decent amount of nightlife. Certainly not small towns where they roll up the streets at 9pm.

[JVS]

16. Duh, I mean what establishments do they frequent

[Cruzan]

17. Anywhere and everywhere

Bars, nightclubs, malls, laundromats, supermarkets, parks, beaches. You name it. If you want to meet girls limiting yourself to some kind of specific time and place, like Saturday night at the Palladium, is just a recipe for failure. I'm not saying being always on the make, just don't miss opportunities. You just gotta have a social, carefree, confident attitude. Never look desperate, always a big turnoff for most chicks. And obviously take some reasonable care of your personal appearance. All pretty basic stuff, so 'duh' back atcha.

[JVS]

18. Ok whatever you say

First you go and tell people to go where the "chicks" are, then you say they are everywhere. If they're everywhere then what was the point of you telling someone to go where they are? If they are everywhere, then your advice means nothing.

[Cruzan]

19. Hey, up to you

If you want to hang on literalisms, be my guest. And if you think my advice means nothing then maybe that explains some why you're needing to ask for it.

[JVS]

20. I was asking for you to elaborate, and your elaboration became...

contradictory. Now back to your toiling over dirty linens, you poor thing. I don't need your advice, I just wanted to know where your idea of "where the chicks are" is

[Cruzan]

22. Just trying to give a helpful response to what I thought

was a sincere question. What I was trying to convey is that you can find available girls in a great many places and I used 'everywhere' as a shorthand for that. I wasn't expecting you to read it in a strict literal fashion. Is that any clearer or do you still see some kind of contradiction?

[querelle]

11. I Really Hate It When...........

..........they shit all over the barnyard. Damn!

Q

[MoseyWalker]

13. I once lived near a place

where they raised chicks.

some of them occasionally got loose.

Once, one pooped on my head.

I still like chicks, but damn............

[In_The_Wind]

21. I hate it when they take up all the space in the bathroom.

x( can't I have at least 1/2 of the left side of the vanity next to the sink please

[terrya]

23. Locking

Inappropriate on several levels.