What's your real name, SS number, and first sexual experience?

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

Don't worry, no one is keeping this information, it's just to get to know other Dems. Have you read DU's privacy policy? I promise, I don't have a program that copies usernames and their posts from DU.

So go ahead, please share personal secrets online to total strangers!

[Name removed]

1. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

2. and your email address, and nickname

how much money you make, and your favorite tv shows, bands, and movies. I promise I'm not making a marketing database. Promise.

[Beer Snob-50]

3. my name

is george dubya bush, my Soc Sec number is unlisted for security purposes and my first sexual experience was with my hand and a gallon of motor oil.

[liberalpress]

19. A whole gallon...

..my word! You WERE young, weren't you?!

[quinnox]

4. Just click on my profile

My real name, and email are all there. My ss# is 910- 67- 4121

First sexual experience was when I was around 12.

[SOteric]

23. My name is Floyd R. Turbot, I'm a 49 year old male wrestler

from Menominee, Wisconsin. I'm a single parent to 8 children and I make $14,000 a year. My SSN is 445-566-7788, my visa card number is 4200-8244-9867-6701 and it expires in September of 04.

:hi:

[shugah]

5. isn't it kind of unwise

to post that kind of personal information on the internet?

on edit: ;-)

[quinnox]

6. Yes

Exactly why most info like that is bogus. I would never post bogus info, though, no, not me.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. I think that is the point of the thread

a friendly warning cloaked as satire.

People do need to use their heads.

[shugah]

8. ACK!

NSMA!!! surely you knew i was foolin' around! i know i forgot my usual ;-) but...oh nevermind! i'll have to change my post so no one thinks i'm a dunce.

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. I only replied to you for the benefit of those who didn't get it!

you are far too smart to have not gotten it...besides, it was an opportunity to say :hi: and :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

9. I'm Forrest,

Forrest Gump.

SSN........I can't remember. Ask Lieutenant Dan.


First sexual experience: about five minutes ago, reading one of those "I'm wearing a crotchless thong...ask me anything" threads.

[BiggJawn]

11. Classified, Classified, and a self-inflicted hand-job...

:7

[Throckmorton]

12. Mine is,

OU-8-12

Mine was with a farm animal at age 12.

Moo.

[GOPisEvil]

13. My name is Elmer J. Fudd...I own a mansion and a yacht.

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

18. LOL!! I'm cracking up, GOPis Evil!

HA! :D

[Generic Other]

21. So, you DO have multiple personalities!

Is it possible you don't recall when you take on the Colonel Casanova persona?

To quote one of the 50 women the Casanova Colonel charmed was one who specifically mentioned that he "wooed us with his words."

"Let me be the warrior monk that I am."

Now that sounds like Elmer Casanova Fudd to me!

http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0306/11/se.04.html

[GOPisEvil]

25. Please allow me to introduce myself...I'm a man of wealth and taste.

:evilgrin:

[Generic Other]

28. Woocifer Fudd

Nice to meet ya.

[GOPisEvil]

29. Hehehehehehe...

[Liberal_Andy]

14. My real name is Hugh G. Rection

SS 153-56-8565

I was a virgn until I was 21, the reason was I was born by caesarian section, so I really didn't have a good point of reference.

[Bandit]

15. 1st sexual experience ~ I practice "Abstinance"

My name is Jim Bob Cheney and my social security is 549-26-6699 my visa number is 4488-2378-2032-6959 and I live a 415 Cherry Lane, Crawford TX. I'm hoping to meet lots of new friends here and if someone has something really good to sell please just put it on my credit card and mail it to me promptly. I love surprises. We should all just get along like one big happy family.

[northzax]

16. mi amo

name: George "Dubya" W. Bush
SSN: please, those are for little people. Why would I have a number for a system I'm gutting? Don't you know I've never held a paying job in my life that contributes to the Trust Fund?
First Sexual Experience: 51, I bent the American People over a couch and F**ked them in the rear.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

17. ha ha

good one

[Clete]

20. My real name is Elizabeth II

Queens don't need SS #'s.

Royal women do not have sexual experiences. We perform our duty to God and country by producing heirs. Oh yes there was that trollop Fergie. That's been taken care of since then. Out of sight, out of mind, we say.

[morstyranni]

22. here's mine

Picus
000000001 (i'm old).
It was in a barn, here name was dolly, when it was over she said "bahhh".

[Terwilliger]

24. first sexual experience?

I was taking a shower as a young bouy and notice that when the water fell on my pee-pee I felt strange yet good.

[SpiralHawk]

26. My glistening Lance of Appollo approached the Cave of Venus

when I was but a lad of 16. As I held my bloved powerfully in my bulging arms, I whispered in her ear:

"Darling, I thought you'd like to know my vital statistics. My name is Ferkle Buckenheimer, and my SS# is 774-08-2210. While I don't use plastic, I do hide all my money in a coffee can under the back porch."

Soon she swooned, and our hot loins heaved ...etc. etc.

[sweetheart]

27. metadata of names

My name is: Wooly W. Woofer
My sosec is: 123 - 45 - 6789
My first sexual experience happened when i was 15 and on family vacation with my parents in waikiki hawaii... an man in his 40's befriended me on the beach and i was at war with my parents at the time, so that wasn't hard... he invited me to see his jewelry collection as he claimed to come to hawaii to buy jewelry... and on arriving at his flat, he started giving me a massage.

By the time he pulled my pants off, i was sort of scared, but it felt good... he wanted me to suck his dick and i just was not quite there... he masturbated me and i came for the first time i ever remember.. it felt good, but i felt the man was sleazy and i wanted to get out of there so badly. I got back to my parents flat and washed in the shower for what seemed an eternity trying to wash off the sleazy molester guy. I felt so bad about it, i never told anyone... Perhaps i felt guilty because it sorta felt good, but even now on recalling decades ago, i don't know why i felt guilty.

Perhaps molested children feel guilty for causing it.

[Capn Sunshine]

30. Don't foget Mother's Maiden name

and your first pets name:evilgrin:

[AntiCoup2K4]

31. George Walker Bush Jr.

666-66-6666

13 years old, sodomized a pig on my ranch in Crawford.

Hell yes it was a female! I ain't no queer!!

[geniph]

32. My name is George W. Bush

and her name was Millie. Boy, was Mom ever mad! Mom loved that damn dog!

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

33. Is George W. Bush the new spam name?

I can imagine.

[ikojo]

34. George W. Bush Jr,

No social security number for me thank ye very much. Don't need one.

My first sexual experience was with an older woman, her name was Barbara. She said I reminded her of my daddy.

Now I am doing to the working-class what I did to Barbara and Texas....

[OrdinaryTa]

35. Anthony Spano

My name is Anthony Spano, and I am a parts model for porno films. If you think you're looking at John Holmes, you're not. That's me! I was something of a celebrity in my college days. Word got around.

[geniph]

37. You're a Stunt Dick?

:D

[Sushi_lover]

36. 3rd grade playing in the waves w/ my cousin

I popped a boner. God she was beautiful.