Hef's Girls, The Girls Next Door...Your favorite?

[bicentennial_baby]

Holly:

Bridget:

Kendra:

[Shell Beau]

1. I've seen the show a couple of times and the Kendra girl

gets on my nerves. There is no way I could share a house with her.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Can't stand her...

She's dumb as dirt, imho...I like Holly. :)

[Shell Beau]

5. I would have to go with Holly as well!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Am I the only one that likes Kendra?

[bicentennial_baby]

4. I think you might be

I can't stand her...too stupid for me. I like smart chicks. At least Bridget has her B.A., M.A., and is working on another M.A....personally though, I adore Holly. :loveya:

[fujiyama]

26. I find her the hottest

but I've never seen the show so I have no idea what their personalities are like.

I guess I really am on your bandwagon!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. If we're going by hottness, then it's totally Kendra.

If we're going by someone you'd actually want to be in a relationship with, then not Kendra.

[blm]

39. I think Kendra has the least attractive face, but wears make up well.

She is the one most transformed by makeup. I'm kindof a snob that way - I like natural attractiveness.


I tend to be a sucker for big-eyed women with sweetness AND intelligence, so Holly gets my attention that way. Good to be bi, eh?

[Giant Robot]

44. Nope I got your back on this one

Only on the condition that Kendra does not talk. The few shows I have seen, well, she just should not be allowed time with the microphone, that's all I'm saying.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

6. That show makes my ears bleed. It was pretty pointless and seemed like

a g rated porno to me :shrug: I've never been a fan of 'reality' shows.

[XNASA]

7. I can't tell them apart.

Except for the one with the second head that looks like a cockatoo.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. I can't make up my mind

They're all so... different.

And natural.

:shrug:

[WCGreen]

9. I like Hollyy.... Any gal who can balance a Cock....

atoo on her shoulder gets my vote....

[Monk06]

36. Did you just say a Cock-or-two ??????

[WCGreen]

38. I believe that was the point so yes, I did mean to say

A Cock or two....

[SteppingRazor]

10. Holly -- she's so bizarrely normal

Kendra's spectacularly dumb. Bridget's obviously not, what with the Master's degree and all, but she's really weird. Holly seems to actually love Hefner -- a man three times her age -- while still being down-to-Earth. Such a bizarre combo.

[Mutley]

11. They don't look like any girl next door I've ever seen.

:P

[billyskank]

30. Me neither

:wtf:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I think their breasts are all from the same factory.

Probably even the same batch.



BORING!!!!!!!!

[Orrex]

15. You're way off

They're analagous to Graiae, and they pass a single pair of breasts among them as circumstances require.

[blm]

27. Bridget's are real - - have you no radar for breasts? ;)))))

Actually, her breasts are quite spectacular, imo.

But, I'm a Holly lover. Her constant drawing of cartoons and her love of obscure movies and weirdness in general is endearing to me.

[ForrestGump]

13. This is a 'reality' show?

Never heard of it, but I picked Holly just because she reminds me of a blonde I know here who shares the name.

I like Bridget's pose and expression a lot, though.

[CottonBear]

33. It's on the E! chanel. Hef has three girl friends. He used to have seven.

Holly is the #1 girlfriend who shares a bedroom with Hef.

The other two, Bridget and Kendra, have rooms down the hall. Bridget is a journalism graduate student who likes horror movies. Kendra just got a massage thereapy certificate and is into sports and working out. She is also really, really dumb but very beautiful.

Hef's estranged wife (and their kids) live next door in a house that is identical to the Playboy mansion. :eyes:

edit: sp.

[ForrestGump]

35. Thanks for the summary!

You see, this is what's wrong with the world -- uneven distribution of resources. I've got no blondes -- not even a little one -- and Hef's got at least four. It's just not fair.

Power to the people!

[CottonBear]

37. LOL! You're welcome! n/t

[LynneSin]

14. Girls Next Door vs. Nipplegate

I don't watch the show regularly but I have seen a few moments as I flip through the channel.

Now you all remember this infamous incident:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1075854117078_2004/02/07/08JACKSON_R,0.jpg

Janet was wearing some strange piercing circlet over her nipple so I guess just a bit of nip was exposed.

Now I don't have a screenshot from the GND show and I'm not here to rag on it. It's brain candy and I was impressed with the education of the one girl on the show. However, they were having some sort of lingerie party and one of the girls was wearing nothing more than a pasty over her nipple.

Now I ask you this

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PASTY AND THIS FRICKING NIPPLEGATE STUFF. I mean the boob is pretty much hanging out there. Why can GND get away with this and yet CBS is paying millions of dollars for something they had very little control over.

That's my question!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. The strange piercing circlet is called a "Nipple Shield"

This is allegedly the same one she had on.

[RagingInMiami]

16. What does Hef have against brunettes?

[bicentennial_baby]

17. Damn good question

:)

[RagingInMiami]

18. That's why I didn't vote

I prefer dark hair.

[LynneSin]

19. Hey, that's not even real blonde hair

when it's that blonde it's bottled and pretty nasty if you ask me

[kay1864]

24. What does Hef have against brunettes? The prevailing theory is...

that he's trying to re-create his time with Karen Christy, one of the main loves of his life in the early 70's.

(uh, that's early 1970's, not his early 70's...)

[ForrestGump]

41. And Barbi Benton?

I liked her. :D

[kay1864]

42. Oh, me too.

Maybe he realized it was easier to re-create Karen than Barbi. In any event, he certainly has had more relationships with blondes than brunettes.

[Radical Activist]

20. Are you sure these are three different women?

If you're going to date several different women at once, why have them all look the same?

[Beer Snob-50]

21. I find Kendra very pleasing to the eyes

however, I think that there ain't much going on between the ears!!! Also, my wife has said that I could have an affair with her if I wanted (I have a snowballs chance here in New England today with her I realize but what the heck!!)

[Broken_Hero]

22. In my professional opinion.

Holly, is the best, of the three listed...;)

[kay1864]

25. I find Kendra really REALLY annoying

The space between her ears, of course, but what gets me is that fake open-mouthed laugh.

[CottonBear]

34. I don't think Hef is dating her for her brains. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

29. I like the blonde one with nice boobs

:)

[Cruzan]

31. Nothing 'girl next door' about any of these chicks

Unless you live next door to a plastic surgery clinic or a hair salon specializing in creating bleached blondes.

[CottonBear]

32. I admit it. I watch GND. Bridget is really cool and is in grad school.

Bridget's family seems nice and she even stripped for them (down to pasties and a g-string!) Her little sister, Anastasia, is cute.

Holly talks just like one of my good friends! Holly does seem to love Hef even though he's still married to Kimberly Conrad (who lives in an identical house next door.) Holly's pretty savvy. She knows she's top girl as it were.

Kendra is georgous and has an awesome body. She works out all the time. (I wish my legs and ass looked like hers.) However, she is as dumb as a box of rocks. Obviously, Hef didn't choose her for her brains.

edit: Bridget has real boobs and her face isn't model perfect. I like that. she looks like herself and like her mom and sister. She even looks good without makeup. She has beautiful skin. She is naturally a very pretty woman. It does help to have lots of money to spend on skin and hair care, manis, pedis, tanning and makeup.

[distantearlywarning]

40. My opinion

KENDRA: Hef should dump her. She's annoying, immature, and not the brightest bulb in the box. Their relationship always struck me as more father-daughter than boyfriend-girlfriend (entirely due to how young she acts) and that's kind of creepy. Plus, her good looks are mostly fake, it seems like.

HOLLY: Hef should marry her. She actually seems to love him, she seems older than her years mentally, and they get along well. Plus, she has a good head on her shoulders and knows how to avoid embarrassing him in public.

BRIDGET: Hef should give her a job at Playboy, maybe in accounting or upper management or somewhere she could more fully use her brains and her degrees. She's a smart cookie, and seems like a perfect fit for the Playboy Empire.

[blm]

43. I agree with every observation you made.

.

[Blue_Tires]

45. puketastic

life-like blow-up dolls ain't my thing