I am a fucking genius.

[ZombieNixon]

That is all. I won't bore you with details. :hide:

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. You didn't dye your hair blue did you?

'Cause I did. And that was a stroke of genius. Especially when your parents don't know :D

[ZombieNixon]

2. No.

This is a more esoteric kind of genius. :D

:thumbsup: on the hair, though.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear ZombieNixon!

Sheesh! Why don't you tell me something I don't already know?

:eyes:


Nice to see you tonight!

:toast:

[ZombieNixon]

6. I tried to look at your ass...

but the thread took too long to load so I took a nap. I'm sure it's a great ass, though! :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Oh, it is!

You can trust me!

Why don't you bookmark it, and look at it when you get back to Chicago?

It will amuse you!

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

17. Aha!

Good idea. :thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

4. Just because you're a pornstar with a Ph.D....

It doesn't make you a fucking genius

[ZombieNixon]

5. Hey! Says hoo?! ..er...who.

I can spell. Really, I can. :P

[Neoma]

7. Okay.

Ditto then.

[ZombieNixon]

8. Dupiter

x(

[ZombieNixon]

9. So you're going to accept my word at face value?

A true mark of a true genius. :thumbsup: :D

[Neoma]

18. Pretty much.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Really, you're a genius at fucking?

I bet you couldn't beat the girls of BurningAngel.

[ZombieNixon]

12. ...the fuck is BurningAngel?

:wtf:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. An alt porn company run out of Brooklyn.

I want this t-shirt from them soo bad.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Hmm...they, too, are fucking geniuses.

(fucking genii?) :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Nice.

:thumbsup:

namenotneeded met Kylee at a show without even realizing it a few months back.

[Mutley]

11. No details?

C'mon, you know we love to hear tales of your brilliant, beautiful mind. :P

[ZombieNixon]

15. Well, the details involve a whole lot of Greek letters

and vector calculus...but believe me, I am saying this for a very good reason. :D

[Mutley]

19. I looked up vector calculus on google and I'm

even more confused than I was before. This is why I'm an English major. :D

[ZombieNixon]

21. Hence why I didn't want to bore you with details.

The details tend to detract from the genius of the accomplishment in the eyes of others. :D

[Mutley]

23. Yeah, I'd probably be a little lost myself.

:P

[NNadir]

14. Your genius is exceeded only by your...

...modesty.

Don't be so coy and self-deprecating. You are more than a fucking genius you know.

[ZombieNixon]

16. If only all the world were as modest as I...

alas, 'tis not to be so. :D

Edited to correct my genius spelling and grammar. x( :silly:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

24. Well, I DID...

...see you utilize two languages in a thread today... and was duly impressed.

[ZombieNixon]

25. Well, thanks...

(one of them was Gaelic, BTW...which I also have the infamous Brazilian joke in :D).

This genius has more to do with the fact that 3D graphics are now officially my bitch. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

29. :P

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

30. Yeah, yeah, so I once spent 30 minutes translating a crappy joke into a

nearly dead language...sue me...I was bored...really bored. :eyes: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

32. Awww...

I wasn't laughing AT you, I was tickled by your cleverness :P Besides, my ex got a kick out of ancient Greek, and to a degree, I understood it. :)

[ZombieNixon]

37. Boredom + on-line dictionary = lots of largely useless productivity

:shrug:

[crim son]

26. Me too! But it doesn't behoove me to advertise.

LOL. Seriously, especially when I'm drinking.

[ZombieNixon]

27. I'm particularly excited about this accomplishment

and can't help myself. :D

[AngryAmish]

31. But nearly as smart as this guy

<>

[Guy Fawkes]

33. Well, you can't argue with that.

:shrug:

[Floogeldy]

34. I hear that a lot.

I only hear it from you, but . . .

;)

[Maestro]

35. You are a fucking penis? What?

Why would you say that? :shrug:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

36. go herk yourself

herker.

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Oh really?

:think:

[ZombieNixon]

41. Yes. Really.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. But are you a herking genius?

That's the real question.

[ZombieNixon]

46. Well, since "herk" could be a synonym for "fuck,"

then yes. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. It can?!

I'm shocked! Shocked I say! :o

[ZombieNixon]

49. Gee, whoda thought?

:eyes: :P

[ThomCat]

39. It this a permanent condition

or will it wear off?
:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

43. About as permanent as my insanity.

:crazy:

[ThomCat]

44. So, on days when you're lucid we can expect you to be

a complete moron? :P

Kidding. I'm kidding. :7

[ZombieNixon]

48. Yeah, sure, why not?

:shrug: :7

[TommyO]

40. Your best friend wouldn't be Pinky, would he?

[BreweryYardRat]

42. So am I.

Unfortunately, my brain's not running at full capacity right now. Too late at night. ;)