Trumad asks Scientologists for help in healing.

[trumad]

I got drunk a couple of days ago and started shouting that Scientologists were a bunch of fucking nut jobs. For this I am deeply remorseful and i am asking them to help me heal.

My hope is that they will connect me to an E-Meter and find out exactly what can fix me.

[Virginia Dare]

1. I'm sure a couple a thousand bucks would....

buy you a nice forgiveness. $10,000 would probably buy you an absolution. That's how it works with most other religions.

[DireStrike]

2. Why are you comparing jews to scientologists?

You seem to be saying that jews are a money focused cult based on fiction. :sarcasm:

I think this post might do better in the lounge. =/

[Codeine]

5. All religions are based in fiction

though Judaism is certainly less rapacious than L. Ron Hubbard's brand of goofiness.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I'd be happy to help.

All you need to do is PM me your credit card number and date of expiration.

:crazy:

[tularetom]

4. Maybe they are pissed off about your movie

"The Passion of the Hubbard"