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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 06:46 PM
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Now that MrsMatcom and I are engaged, following the ancient Scottish
ritual of the woman donning a tool belt and scaring the man out of his ivory tower and threatening to kick his ass vehemently enough that the man pees his pants and balls up into a fetal position asking for Midol, i just wanna say a great big



HA HA!



to matcom.

















Poophead.

Oh, I think your "roast" is burning, too. :eyes:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 06:48 PM
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1. SHIT, Rabrrrrrr, he told everyone we were having sex on his scooter.
I figured if he were to stay married, he might retain some semblance of a soul. Now what do I do?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5444992&mesg_id=5444992
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 06:53 PM
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2. I would trade him in for GOPisEvil so fast his head would spin
and eventually green pea soup would explode from his blasphemous mouth.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 08:55 PM
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7. Yeah, but David's even nuttier than
Matt is (nutty in a good way, David!)! Although, since he's greek, his cooking would probably be pretty good, so maybe you'd actually get a better deal! :rofl: :rofl:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 06:55 PM
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3. Engaged in what, exactly? Is a scooter involved with you too? n/t
Edited on Tue Aug-01-06 06:56 PM by Gormy Cuss
:D
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:11 PM
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4. OMFG!!!!
Ok so what size 'ring' do you wear?? I'm sorry but I don't buy diamonds, how do you feel about emeralds??? And you had best be in your "all together" under that kilt during the wedding ceremony, seeing that it is Scottish and all!!! :*
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:13 PM
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5. Good thing you are getting out of that mess, Mrs.Matcom.
That matcom is nothing but trouble. :P
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:15 PM
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6. and I will
give you the scooter to enjoy!!! Great gas mileage!!!
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