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Bob Dole Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:22 PM
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I demand that you all vote for me...
In the election against Billy.


Darn Clinton and his presidential antics!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:40 PM
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1. My dear Bob Dole!
Welcome to DU!

Enjoy yourself in our crazy, addictive little village!

:hi:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:44 PM
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2. I double dog dare you to post this in GD!
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Bob Dole Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:53 PM
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4. The question is...
What will the consequences for such a post be?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:05 AM
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5. Not good.
In fact, I recommend you don't actually do it!
Otherwise:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:20 AM
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7. It should be a triple double dog dare.
If he backs out, we have to figure out a way to freeze his tongue to a pole even though it's 100 outside.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:23 AM
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8. Perhaps we can pour liquid nitrogen on the pole first?
ps: I love that movie!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:26 AM
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9. I probably watch that and "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
about a thousand times during the holidays. My father was a good guy, but also a bumbling idiot with an insane temper at times, so they always remind my sister & I of the holidays. Especially National Lampoon's with the insane family...oh man, is our family insane.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:46 PM
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3. I can't believe they couldn't find a better candidate in '96.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:11 AM
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6. So I hear you have problems "getting it up"...
how's that going for ya?
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:31 AM
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10. I am not old enough. Plus I hear that Bill Clinton likes cigars...that is
classy that is.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 08:46 AM
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11. Didn't Dole once say
that he wanted to be President because it was his "turn"?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 09:11 AM
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12. Let's see, peace, prosperity, enforcement of...
...civil rights and environmental laws. Yeah, I can see why we want to dump Bubba.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 09:15 AM
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13. abortions for those who want then, little American flags for the rest!
We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 11:52 AM
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17. Don't blame me....I voted for Kodos
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 09:29 AM
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14. Bob Dole always talks about Bob Dole in the third person.
El Fuego thinks Bob Dole ain't the real deal.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 10:49 AM
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15. We'll see how he does in the Bobdole-owa caucuses.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-02-06 11:47 AM
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16. Wow! He's got Dolemotion. n/t
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