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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 02:54 PM
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The really cool thing about the Rapture is that dogs don't go to Heaven
Edited on Tue Aug-01-06 03:07 PM by Whoa_Nelly
So I've been told.

That means Seneca and I can remain together with many yards, parks, and pools to play in!

Hell! She can even have a whole house as her own Doggie Palace! :evilgrin:






:bounce: What do you think is really cool about the Rapture? :bounce:

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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:20 PM
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1. What about cats?
We have three, and i'd hate for them to be stuck with falwell, robertson, and co.
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:59 PM
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3. My cat would sleep through the whole thing
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 03:39 PM
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2. My dear Whoa_Nelly........
What do I think is cool about the Rapture?

Welllll........if it does happen.....it won't happen to me!

I want to live here!


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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 04:04 PM
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4. So, what is heaven there for? n/t
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 04:58 PM
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5. I think it's cool that, since I don't believe in the Rapture...
I don't have to hang around with a bunch of ignorant assholes that I know I will hate!

There is NO WAY that I'm getting into heaven if this rapture thing turns out to be true.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 05:09 PM
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6. I'd rather go to doggie heaven than fundie heaven.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 10:54 PM
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7. I don't want to be raptured.
I'd have to make all new friends.





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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 10:57 PM
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8. What?! Are you saying Hollywood lied to me?!??!
I thought all dogs go to Heaven! :cry:
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 11:17 PM
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9. The really cool thing about the rapture is that all the jerks will leave.
Bye Fred Phelps

Bye Jerry Fallwell

Bye Pat Robertson


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