Hey, wasn't the Rapture supposed to happen today?

[Nickster]

I swear I thought the Rapture crowd was saying today. I'm just curious because I want to go to the rich side of town to pick out my new house if that's the case. I mean, if I wait too long, I may lose out on some nice houses.:-)

[LeftyMom]

1. I figure I could get a nice van once I goo gone the jesus fish and

anti-choice stickers off. I do wish they'd hurry up about it. Hmmm, maybe I should go tell the people up the street with the Highlander hybrid about Jaysus while there's still time.

[Nickster]

2. Ohhhh, that's a great idea! I'll break out the bible and start preaching

in the cul-de sacs of the neighborhood I want to live in. Just gotta make sure I get enough converts so I have my pick. Nice!

[LeftyMom]

4. Overfly the good neighborhoods and dump Chick tracts?

I'm thinking our best bet vehicle-wise is to start dragging dealership owners to church immediately. Nothing better than a whole lot of brand spanking new cars free for the taking. That way you can pick your color.

[Nickster]

6. You my dear, are quite on top of this situation. I should have spoken with

you before. My plan was just to go out looking for all the empty homes and cars. You on the other hand have sought out the quality items and made a plan to have them all just waiting for you. I'm just hoping I have enough time left to implement some of your plan. After all, if the rapture is still going to happen today...well....I don't have a lot of time left!

[maveric]

3. Another "Great Dissapointment"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment

[HEyHEY]

5. It better not... I have a date on Thursday.

And there's no way in HELL her and I are going to the same place.

[TrogL]

7. It's been rescheduled to the 4th

40 days after something-or-other

[Nickster]

8. Great News! I still have time to implement LeftyMom's ideas for

post-Rapture "shopping". YAY!

[BooScout]

9. No it's Thursday.

:nuke:

[Maccagirl]

10. Damn it-they just posted my mortgage payment!

I wish to hell it would come so I can let my August bills go.

[rustydog]

11. It DID, Now I have a new Cadillac, an I-Pod, new watch

and just delivered seahawk season tickets.

[dorktv]

12. So the rapture is going to be like that comet movie where everyone

disappears?

But you know with over six billion people in the world, are we even going to notice that 144,000 disappear?

[rustydog]

13. Isn't that the one where survivors became zombies?

THAT would be a cool rapture

[dorktv]

14. That would be but no this is one where everyone just turns into little

piles of dust.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. What's going to rupture? Robberson's spleen?

Foulwell's appendix?

[hedgehog]

16. I'm sorry to say that the Rapture has been and gone

or haven't you noticed that it's hotter than hell everywhere now?

[sendero]

17. There is only one problem with that..

.... it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Sorry, Rapturites will leave behind only modest dwellings :)