Since we're all complaining about the heat, I'll join in.

[MiniMandaRuth]

Not that I'm complaining. Weather report is saying that it will be about mid seventies here. I have popsicles and blue hair, what more could a girl ask for?

[SOteric]

1. A swimming pool and a bevy of handsome domestic slaves

whose sole purpose is to fan you gently and apply various sunscreen and moisturizer products to you in massaging motions.

If you're going to dream; dream big. :7

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Psst. SO -

She's 14. :blush:

[SOteric]

3. I know that dudette, that's why the handsome slaves are just fanning

and applying sunscreen.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Okay, when they're done, can you send them over to me?

Cause I'm of age and really, really sweltering. I would say 'hot', but you know the minds of some in the lounge.

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Midlo!

Aw, sweetie......you made me laugh!

Now, come have a look at my nice ass!

I promise, you will not be sorry!

:hug:

[SOteric]

6. You bet. And for you, they'll make cold beverages,

rub your feet and be shirtless.

Meanwhile, - here's some eyecandy. :7

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5443119&mesg_id=5446008

[Midlodemocrat]

7. A foot rub AND eye candy????

WooHoo.

Plus that is one fine looking hunka man you got there, SO. I miss him.

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. Almost fifteen!

[Midlodemocrat]

14. MMR, almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

9. That's the quote of the year

"I have popsicles and blue hair, what more could a girl ask for?" :rofl: :hi:

[MiniMandaRuth]

11. I do have blue hair!

And blue hands and blue ears, but I have blue hair, man!

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

10. I'm a guy, so I'm disqualified

:P :hi:

[MiniMandaRuth]

12. Eh. You can be a guy and have blue hair.

And blue-haired guys are really sexy in my opinion.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

17. Lol, I think I'll stick with my natural brown-blonde hair

[jmowreader]

13. A non-blue forehead?

[MiniMandaRuth]

15. It's not my forehead that's blue.

It's my shoulders, neck, and smurf hands.

[jmowreader]

16. Be that as it may...

you're still going to have to use about half a jar of Dermablend on your neck until all that blue shit goes away.

Nasty, nasty stuff--it's made for covering chemical burns and vitilego, and it feels like you're wearing axle grease--but you won't have a blue neck.