Any slackers here?

[Courtesy Flush]

I mean real slackers. The Jeff Lebowski kind.

Tell us about your typical day, and where you plan to be five years from now.

Are you slacking as a form of rebellion, or do you just not give a damn?

This does not apply to people who are unemployed and trying to get on their feet. I'm looking for willing slackers.

Tell us about your romantic alternative lifestyle.