If the Rapture comes and I fart and sneeze at that exact moment

[Rex]

will I know I got left behind or will my head explode?

[Poll_Blind]

1. I think your mucus and flatus will be transported to a celestial....

...waiting-room where they will cause gagging and possibly a little good-natured finger-pointing.

Your corporeal body and soul, however, will remain in a doomed but pleasant-smelling room.

That's the breaks. It's old Catholic dogma- I looked it up. This particular one the Catholics say applies to everyone.

So look straight up and put both fingers in your nose if you think the Rapture is coming- just to be sure.

PB

[Rex]

4. I shall start...now...

Let me know when I can take my fingers out of my nose...I just don't think I'll rapture...oh my! No more beans for me.

[come on get real]

2. LOL!

That's SICK --- and by that I mean GOOD one!

[Rex]

Thanks and welcome to DU.

I need a new thing to worry about!

[rumpel]

3. no only those around you..

lol

:rofl:

[rubberducky]

5. Well, being a menapausal lady,

if I sneeze and fart at the same time, I`ll definatly pee my pants too!! Guess I`d get sent to some kind of a clean room til I could get my act together!

[MoseyWalker]

6. You will have had a butt baby and

satan will have flown out of your nose.

Do you really think you'll be in any shape to ever find out where the hell you are?

[dweller]

7. Just remember

when the elevator is in freefall

to jump and down like crazy
so that when it lands you will be
caught in the blessed space

between the ceiling
and the floor.


dp

[Rex]

8. ARGHHHH!!!

I just sneezed/farted!!! :yoiks: ANYONE HERE!?!?! :cry: It's so cold...in....space...

[dipsydoodle]

9. Did I hear somebody say wapture

[ima_sinnic]

10. if I am taking a dump at that moment--will I know I'm LB, or will I

be caught with my pants down? :D

[C_U_L8R]

11. August 3rd ???

Someone was saying that the WaptureWeadys
think their departure time is in two days.

Does anyone know the significance of that day?

And I wonder if the WWs know that they can get
to Gawd faster if they leap out a window.

[spanone]

12. You spend eternity in Detroit.