oh no! the flying noodle gets hate mail !

[madrchsod]

http://fsm.typepad.com/hatemail/
FSM HateMail

[Heidi]

1. A Pastafarian tour de force! (nt)

[texanwitch]

2. Hi Heidi

I must say I find the letter funny as hell.


The writers have so much love in their hearts.:rofl:

[Heidi]

3. !

Hi, texanwitch! :*
:hug: :loveya:

[texanwitch]

6. What's up.

I have been trying to stay cool, but our summer weather is normal.

The reaction to that website is so strange, I can guess what they would think of me.

:pals:

[Tsiyu]

4. A perfect, infanate being?

:rofl:

[Tsiyu]

7. "and why doesn't heaven have a stripper factory

and a beer volcano?"

I'm dyin here.

Everybody MUST read these letters. We are in tears here :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Best thing I've read all night.

Geez, can't the fundies take a joke?

[laheina]

8. Bwah! Ha! Ha!!

As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.

Yeah. These people really miss the point...

...but boy are they entertaining! :D

[NMMNG]

9. These people are priceless!

Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don't let anyone get you a present this year!


Yeah, because Santa is in the Bible. :eyes:












Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn't mean you made a religion.


Hey, it worked for L. Ron Hubbard. :shrug:

















Now I'm sorry, but as someone who also knows a few things, I know that science, a religion in and of itself, is NOT the worlds answer to all of our questions. In truth, the scientific method taught in our schools is NOT the true scientific method.

There's more than one scientific method?

But we WERE there to witness Christ and his death. And we WERE there to witness his resurrection. It's written in the history books and not just the Bible.

Not in any history book I've ever heard of. You must have some special history books.
















now if you have a holy bible king james version then i want to ask you to turn to genesis 1:1 in the beginning god created the heaven and earth. now where in the bible dose it say that spaghetti monsters created to earth


It doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that the FSM created the Earth, but where in the Gospel of the FSM does it say God created the Earth?













This Flying Spaghetti Monster is the biggest pile of horse shit i have ever heard in my entire life.



On the contrary, he is pasta with marinara sauce and meatballs.















people like you are scum, I hope you die by the hands of some sick perverted guy who will skullfuck you and then use your skin to make lampshades.


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your a fuckin faggot and burn in hell. if i knew you personally id slit your throat and watch you suffer as i laugh and do a fat cocaine like off of your dead body. I would then light you on fire, light my cigerette off of the ashes, smoke weed with the fire and piss on the ashes. then i would take your ashes roll them into a blunt and smoke them. i hope you fuckin burn in hell along with everyother piece of shit on this planet. -Cory Hart


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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT - WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN'T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER

John Wallace, Falls Church






Boy, I am feeling the Christian love. Goosebumps I tell you!

[madinmaryland]

10. This comment is a classic.....

"So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible."

Because it says so, dammit!

:rofl:

[xchrom]

11. the flying spaghetti monster made some boy beat up his teachers?

:woohoo: :rofl: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. That's given me a good belly-laugh n/t

[MissMillie]

13. Intelligent Design is observable?

What kind of drugs is this nitwit doing when they are seeing God?

[Homer Wells]

15. Intelligent Design did not seem to work

on these clowns. Not a sign of intelligence to be seen.

:rofl:

[dorktv]

14. why is it that Fundies have no sense of humour?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. I like this Casey Powell guy.

He's going to sue himself to libel.

He should be canonized in the FSM Bible.

[WoodyTobiasJr]

17. This Comment -

"hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God's sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there's lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don't need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not ."






Ummmmmmmm.....how's that????