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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:09 AM
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What ever happened to the paperless society?
Did someone not get the memo? :crazy:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:10 AM
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1. My ex-boss never got that one...
...:shrug:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:12 AM
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2. Coopted.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:22 AM
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3. That memo that's midway down in my pile of papers? n/t
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:25 AM
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4. Everybody got it
Fifty times. :P
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:34 AM
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5. wait a minute
Edited on Tue Aug-01-06 12:34 AM by MoseyWalker
I'm looking for a pencil.

Hard to find in this mountain of paperwork, but dammit, I'll find one...................

edited to say I have things to say, and they must be put down on paper now before I forget!
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:39 AM
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6. Somebody got smart and realized when there's a power outage
Edited on Tue Aug-01-06 12:39 AM by barb162
things can get REALLY screwed up. I thought it would never work and it hasn't. When I think of all the hacking going on, I am very glad my home ownership papers are on paper.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 01:44 AM
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7. Say that phrase here in BC and you get lynched
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 01:46 AM
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8. I emailed it to you
you should have printed it out. :P

:hi:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 02:03 AM
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9. We've already seen what happens with paperless voting
Do you really want to go to paperless society? :scared:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 02:15 AM
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10. Well, see...it was like this....
The memo was drafted and then it got copied but someone spilled coffee on the stack of copies and so it went to e-mail but when they tried to print it up, the printer jammed and then it had to get re-routed to another machine while they waited on the service call but, in the meantime, some clever soul unjammed the printer so the e-mailed memo was printed up in TWO places and everyone thought that the other had passed out the memo from the other printer and so each person tossed their stack of memos into the shredder and...

They all lived pulpily ever after....

:eyes:

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B3Nut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 08:07 AM
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11. So that's where the coversheets for the TPS reports went!
If you could reprint them, that would be greeeeaaaatt. Mmmmkayyy? Yeaahhhhh.....

PC Loadletter
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