Ever get drunk and insert things you didn't really believe?

[ForrestGump]

Copycats 'R' Us

[fujiyama]

1. I'm not going to ask

where these "things" were "inserted".

I have only one hole...and nothing gets inserted in it...

[ForrestGump]

3. I'm not going to ask, either

Don't ask, (please, please) don't tell...that's the motto of this thread.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. You mean like a 'rabbit?'

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

5. A rabbit?!?

:o

I thought people drew the line at gerbils!... :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. A different kind of 'rabbit.'

I'm talking about the kind that was the focus of an entire episode of "Sex and the City."

[HEyHEY]

4. That was the excuse I tried to use

But she wasn't buying it. :(

[ForrestGump]

6. It was worth a try, though

And there's always the old "had a tragic accident today with these household effects and a can of compressed air" approach, too, I guess.

[HEyHEY]

8. Or, "I shaved for you. Aren't you happy enough with that?"