I am a toaster.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

When I get hot, browned bread shoots outta my ass.

There. I've admitted it.

Don't mess with me or you're liable to end up with a piece of toast between your eyes.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. Goo goo ga-joo?

:evilgrin:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. Yellow mater custard...

dripping from a dead dog's eye.

[Sugar Smack]

3. I don't know quite how to respond to such an admission.

Obviously, I need fast help.

:silly:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. It's okay because I am he and you are me and we are all together.

[Sugar Smack]

5. You can be the toaster. I'll be the walrus.

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. You been a naughty girl you let your knickers down!

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba

[Sugar Smack]

7. *AAAAAA!* The media have it all wrong.

Love DOESN'T mean, "never having to say you're sorry".

Love means, "getting another's references".

BWAAH! :rofl: Thanks for that! *wipes eyes*