would ann coulter's head make a good soccer ball?

[Gato Moteado]

if not, why not?

[reyd reid reed]

1. Would you wanna get close enough to touch it?

Even with your foot?

:scared:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Nah. Not enough bounce in it.

Perhaps if you filled it with air, it would work, but I really doubt it.

[Gato Moteado]

3. it seems to be filled with nothing but air.....

ya know?

[SeattleGirl]

8. I thought about that, but realized her head (and heart) are filled

with hate. Air would be much better.

[Blue_In_AK]

4. Rugby maybe

[tinfoil tiaras]

5. You'd have to cut that mangy mat of hair off of it

and then maybe you could kick it around. Has a ton of air in it already....

[grannylib]

6. Nah, it's too bony and not round enough...it IS, however, filled with air

and nothing else

[Jamastiene]

7. NO, because

it may cause a foot fungus. I don't want to give up my feet to such a fate. Not to mention her shrill voice. Who'd want to hear that come wizzing by? I sure wouldn't. Although, it would be nice to give her a kick. Maybe we could invent some foot protection for our feet and stuff a sock (we'll probably need two of them, xxx-large) in her mouth.

Her head would make a better research object to find out exactly what mutation causes people to think like she does.

[crim son]

9. That's one possibility, but I think it would be better

to hang it over the gate to Hell, right under the words "Abandon hope all ye who enter here." Hmmm?